{"id":43459,"date":"2022-05-24T11:05:35","date_gmt":"2022-05-24T18:05:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/?p=43459"},"modified":"2022-05-25T09:03:40","modified_gmt":"2022-05-25T16:03:40","slug":"jesus-take-the-wheel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/2022\/05\/24\/jesus-take-the-wheel\/","title":{"rendered":"jesus, take the wheel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/jejsjs.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43462\" width=\"423\" height=\"369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/jejsjs.jpg 455w, https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/jejsjs-300x262.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 423px) 100vw, 423px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/vbbs.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43460\" width=\"-75\" height=\"-102\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/vbbs.jpg 457w, https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/vbbs-219x300.jpg 219w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 457px) 100vw, 457px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-giphy wp-block-embed-giphy\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"embedly-card\" data-card-controls=\"1\" data-card-align=\"center\" data-card-theme=\"light\"><h4><a href=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/4Vgf5j6sQctG0\/giphy.gif\">Bad Girls Club Drinking GIF &#8211; Find &#038; Share on GIPHY<\/a><\/h4><p>GIPHY is the platform that animates your world. 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