{"id":44950,"date":"2022-12-18T12:44:57","date_gmt":"2022-12-18T20:44:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/?p=44950"},"modified":"2022-12-21T08:39:49","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T16:39:49","slug":"happy-holidays-baby-cheeses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/2022\/12\/18\/happy-holidays-baby-cheeses\/","title":{"rendered":"happy holidays &#038; baby cheeses"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"788\" src=\"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/320672318_1156975395180736_5434614284514611748_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-44951\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/320672318_1156975395180736_5434614284514611748_n.jpg 736w, https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/320672318_1156975395180736_5434614284514611748_n-280x300.jpg 280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color\" style=\"color:#f11313\">One week until Christmas.  Are you ready?   Do you think tRump is getting ready for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wgbh.org\/news\/news\/2022\/12\/13\/whats-in-store-for-donald-trumps-legal-troubles-in-2023\">his gifts from Santa Clause<\/a>? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color\" style=\"color:#f11313\">Jimmy Kimmel did a funny piece last week about the grifter and his latest grift, his NFTs.  &#8220;<em>We already have those trading cards, they&#8217;re called subpoenas<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"embedly-card\" data-card-controls=\"1\" data-card-align=\"center\" data-card-theme=\"light\"><h4><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/-oHzOHkDFng\">Donald Trump&#8217;s Pathetic, Embarrassing Announcement &#038; Santa&#8217;s Lap or Booster Shot?<\/a><\/h4><p>The long awaited sequel of Avatar is out this weekend, Donald Trump&#8217;s &#8220;major announcement&#8221; turned out to be the embarrassing release of digital trading cards featuring himself, the folks over at NewsMax were even underwhelmed, the official portrait of outgoing speaker Nancy Pelosi was revealed in Washington, the Washington State Cougars joined us in anticipation of the Jimmy Kimmel Los Angeles Bowl, we play a round of Santa&#8217;s Lap or Booster Shot, and we bleep and blur whether it&#8217;s needed or not in This Year in Unnecessary Censorship.<\/p><\/blockquote><script async src=\"\/\/cdn.embedly.com\/widgets\/platform.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"727\" src=\"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/320646656_519247150151938_5171498437911729387_n-1024x727.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-44952\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/320646656_519247150151938_5171498437911729387_n-1024x727.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/320646656_519247150151938_5171498437911729387_n-300x213.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/320646656_519247150151938_5171498437911729387_n-768x545.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/320646656_519247150151938_5171498437911729387_n.jpg 1160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color\" style=\"color:#f00e0e\">Happy Holidays everyone.  It&#8217;s cheesus season!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"36\" src=\"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/banner-1-1024x36.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3453\"\/><\/figure>\n<div><p align=center><font color=\"#FF0000\">Thank you <font color=\"#FF6347\">for reading <font color=\"#FFA500\">today's post. \r\n<font color=\"#FFD700\">Have <font color=\"00FF00\">an <font color=\"40E0D0\">InterStellar <font color=\"800080\">Day! <font color=\"FE09FF\"> ~PrP   <\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One week until Christmas. Are you ready? Do you think tRump is getting ready for his gifts from Santa Clause? 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