{"id":46212,"date":"2025-06-23T05:38:22","date_gmt":"2025-06-23T12:38:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/?p=46212"},"modified":"2025-06-27T05:50:30","modified_gmt":"2025-06-27T12:50:30","slug":"he-will","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/2025\/06\/23\/he-will\/","title":{"rendered":"he will"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

..and he did! \ud83d\ude41 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lots of jokes he was butt hurt that very few showed for his birthday parade.<\/p>\n\n\n

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…and he did!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now, the Strait of Hormuz will be closing,<\/a> to further f*up our supply chain. Already the people that pick our food are not showing up to work thanks to 1-800-ColdDrinkBlocks. Food is rotting in the fields. King Clown already fired the food inspectors. You can see the impact on the quality of what is available in the stores. Expect prices to increase <\/a>further. That is, if we are around to see it. This may be the start of WWIII. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Russia Offers Political Asylum <\/a>to Elon Musk Over Trump Feud<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Try to enjoy the day today, if you are able. You know where I’ll be:<\/p>\n\n\n

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Thank you for reading today's post. \r\nHave an InterStellar Day! ~PrP <\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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