{"id":46796,"date":"2026-08-24T10:59:58","date_gmt":"2026-08-24T17:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/?p=46796"},"modified":"2026-08-24T14:02:41","modified_gmt":"2026-08-24T21:02:41","slug":"food-fuckery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/2026\/08\/24\/food-fuckery\/","title":{"rendered":"food fuckery"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As if companies don&#8217;t already sell questionable products that make them profit, but make us sick and keep the medical industry afloat, researchers at Carbondale University in southern Illinois have came up with an idea that nobody asked for &#8211; a new frankenfood for your early death, oops, I mean pleasure. Read on:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Trash to treat: Scientists are baking with plastic waste<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Researchers at Southern Illinois University Carbondale have developed a process that uses engineered yeast to transform plastic pollution and agricultural waste into ingredients for edible, protein-rich cookies.<br><a href=\"https:\/\/courthousenews.com\/author\/quinn-welsch\/\">Quinn Welsch<\/a>&nbsp;\/ August 24, 2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(CN) \u2014 Would you eat a cookie made from the world\u2019s plastic pollution?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Researchers from Southern Illinois University of Carbondale claim to have&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sciencedirect.com\/science\/article\/abs\/pii\/S0167779924000969\">found a process<\/a>&nbsp;by which plastic pollution and agricultural waste transform via yeast into edible, protein-rich foods and flavoring molecules.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The researchers presented this strange process Monday at the fall meeting of the&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.acs.org\/events\/fall.html\">American Chemical Society<\/a>&nbsp;in Chicago.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The researchers say that this new development will help reduce plastic pollution around the world while also addressing food security challenges of the future.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cGlobal food demand is expected to rise 35\u201356% by the year 2050, and about 30% of the world population will be at risk of hunger in the future,\u201d Southern Illinois University Professor Lahiru Jayakody said in a statement. \u201cThe way to address that, I believe, is by using microbes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One of the most common forms of plastic used for drinking bottles, polyethylene terephthalate, or PET, also contains molecules with lots of carbon that can be rebuilt into something similar to a protein through the use of microbes, the researchers say. The result is a simpler, more eco-friendly solution than using a chemical reaction in a lab.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We were trying to develop technologies for plastic upcycling to make more valuable products,\u201d Jayakody said. \u201cWe thought, why not focus on making food? Because plastic is carbon and food is carbon. Microbes are very clever \u2014 so we are using their traits to solve the problems we created.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The researchers note that microbes have long-been used as miniature factories that can make a variety of different types of molecules. Yeast, for example, can be used to create insulin. Similarly, scientists in this project programmed yeast to convert the plastic molecules into proteins, vitamins and flavorings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWe\u2019re using microbes to develop the cookie into a more attractive, consumer-friendly product,\u201d says Sandhya Jayasekara, a graduate student at Southern Illinois University who programmed the yeast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For this project, the researchers used PET, discarded corn stalks, leaves and other biomass and put it through a process known as oxidative hydrothermal dissolution, created by another Southern Illinois University professor, Ken Anderson, that uses water and oxygen at high temperature and pressure to break down tough material into small pieces, researchers say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Those pieces are then fed to the yeasts, which are programmed to reform them into different food ingredients, like proteins, fats and acids. The researchers also added fiber, starch and sweetener and put everything into a 3D printer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The result is \u00b5Bites, or \u201cmicrobites,\u201d the researchers say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Technically, they are safe to eat, but researchers are waiting for further approval before they can do a taste test. Participants in the study say that the cookies smell good and, if they were in a resource-limited situation, they would eat one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Admittedly, there is some caution around cookies made from plastic, Jayakody said in a phone conversation with Courthouse News.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou are eating micro- and nano-plastics everyday,\u201d he said. \u201cBut of course with this, we are making it into a protein that you need.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The study was part of a project led by&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.nasa.gov\/prizes-challenges-and-crowdsourcing\/centennial-challenges\/deep-space-food-challenge\/\">NASA Deep Space Food Challenge<\/a>. The challenge, which ended in 2024, aimed to develop food that could be eaten by astronauts during space exploration missions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The researchers hope the \u00b5Bites will be ready for consumption within a few years and could be used in resource-limited environments, such as in space or undersea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One of the main benefits of the microbial transformation process is microbes\u2019 flexibility \u2014 the process can be used on a large scale to feed the masses, or used in confined areas, like a spacecraft or submarine, Jayakody said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In theory, other biomasses could also be used in the process, though that has not been tried yet, he said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The United Nations estimates that the world population is expected to reach nearly&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.un.org\/en\/academic-impact\/striving-feed-10-billion-people-2050\">10 billion by 2050<\/a>. The United Nations also estimates that the&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.un.org\/sustainabledevelopment\/blog\/2023\/08\/explainer-what-is-plastic-pollution\/\">11 million tons of plastic pollution<\/a>&nbsp;that enters the ocean each year will triple in the next two decades.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For now, the cookies are only in their proof of concept stage, Jayakody said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I find this a very nasty idea.  I can&#8217;t believe its healthful.  Please, if you can, learn how to grow your own food.  Now more than ever, this skill cannot be overlooked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/bannerpurplepink.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-44843\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/bannerpurplepink.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/bannerpurplepink-300x4.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/bannerpurplepink-768x9.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/bannerpurplepink-940x12.jpg 940w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Another disappointment!  The Michelin Guide sold out to Sysco, the massive, mass-market industrial food distributor.  The Michelin Guide used to reward specialty restaurants, with unique ingredients and farm to table cooking.  Not any more. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Michelin Guide just lost all credibility with Sysco Foods partnership \" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jsz62_iK2L0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"27\" src=\"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/banner2-768x27-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3592\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/banner2-768x27-2.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/banner2-768x27-2-300x11.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n<div><p align=center><font color=\"#FF0000\">Thank you <font color=\"#FF6347\">for reading <font color=\"#FFA500\">today's post. \r\n<font color=\"#FFD700\">Have <font color=\"00FF00\">an <font color=\"40E0D0\">InterStellar <font color=\"800080\">Day! <font color=\"FE09FF\"> ~PrP   <\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As if companies don&#8217;t already sell questionable products that make them profit, but make us sick and keep the medical industry afloat, researchers at Carbondale University in southern Illinois have came up with an idea that nobody asked for &#8211; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/2026\/08\/24\/food-fuckery\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[542,43],"tags":[2734,44,2731,2732,368,2733],"class_list":["post-46796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-countries","category-food","tag-agricultural-waste","tag-food","tag-frankenfood","tag-michelin-guide","tag-plastic","tag-sysco"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46796"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46803,"href":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46796\/revisions\/46803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.orderlyrandomness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}