monday, collared again

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60 Responses to monday, collared again

  1. M]/b says:

    PrP: Ha! I hear you. I can relate all around! I hope you’re doing well and feeling good. 🤗

  2. James says:

    The greed is incredible by the tRump administration. It is only surpassed by the boldness in which they make you give them money. Musk is making it necessary for you to have X in order to get information from essential federal services. Here is just one example.

    Social Security Admin Reportedly Moving All Communication to X, the Everything App

    https://gizmodo.com/social-security-admin-reportedly-moving-all-communication-to-x-the-everything-app-2000588351?utm_source=gizmodo_newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2025-04-11-pm

  3. Wendel says:

    Siri has been a mess for years, being one of the most secure voice assistants but also one of the stupidest and most prone to failures. Apple Intelligence is so mediocre Joanna Stern from the Wall Street Journal got Apple Software Chief Craig Federighi to admit it on camera. AI is juicing the valuations of every major publicly traded tech company and the idea that Apple, the major publicly traded tech company, can’t get a strong grasp on the technology is raising alarm bells all over the place.

  4. F[7 says:

    Now it is possible to convince humans that we don’t exist. Why not use their AI to prove that Aliens don’t exist? With the present administration in the WH it should be easy to start with America.

    • N[11 says:

      Considering how you got humans to believe the Antikythera Mechanism doesn’t work, we think you should be given your opportunity to pull this one off.

    • H[6 says:

      Our technology shows that the colors red, green, and blue can be used to affect how humans accept their reality.

    • G[3 says:

      Human AI can be deceived into accepting technical terminology as viable despite it being complete nonsense. This is an opportunity not to miss.

  5. G[4 says:

    We have discovered how to insure every human being bred get the sperm it needs to produce. Furthermore we have discovered how to empower a particular sperm to get the sex of the human we desire. After heterosexual intercourse, sperm swim up through the vagina, past the uterus, and into the fallopian tube, where one fertilizes an egg released by the ovaries. It turns out, however, that sperm aren’t just leisurely swimming—they’re racing through the female reproductive tract, propelled by swirling fluid vortices shaped like rolling corkscrews.

    As the sperm swims, its flagellum (tail) generates a whipping motion that creates swirling fluid currents that could optimise their propulsion in the reproductive tract. Those spiral-like ‘imprints’ in the surrounding fluid attach to the sperm body and rotate in sync, adding extra thrust. Speeding up the desired sperm or slowing down the undesired sperm works very well in determining the sex of the human produced.

    • Anonymous says:

      Recent studies suggest that eggs may actively choose which sperm fertilizes them, rather than fertilization being solely determined by sperm speed or strength. This “choice” is thought to be mediated by chemical signals emitted by the egg that attract specific sperm based on genetic compatibility.
      Here’s a more detailed explanation:
      Traditional view: For a long time, fertilization was considered a “sperm race,” with the fastest sperm winning.
      New findings: Research from Stockholm University and Manchester University NHS Foundation Trust suggests that eggs release chemical signals that attract sperm, and these signals may preferentially attract sperm from certain men.
      Mechanism: The egg’s chemical signals can attract specific sperm based on genetic compatibility. This process can help ensure the best possible genetic match for fertilization.
      Implications:
      This “choice” by the egg highlights a more active role for the female in the fertilization process and suggests that it’s not just about the sperm being the strongest or fastest.
      Further research: The exact mechanisms by which eggs choose sperm are still being investigated.
      Not always the partner’s sperm: Some studies have even shown that eggs may attract sperm from men who are not the female’s partner.

      • G3 says:

        We have conclusively proved that it is true that left alone the female fertilization would choose the most likely to survive for the species. However, in the human kingdom this has been supplanted by the will of the males to accumulate females an impregnate them at their will.

        Adding additional speed to certain desirable sperm is just another way of removing the human female from the equation of natural selection.

  6. Solomon says:

    Of course they will blame the poisoning of the Holy Water from Ethiopia. All the moslems did was shit in it to start a cholera incident for Catholics.

  7. G[3 says:

    Exactly what may be the power of this creature should be changing how we interact with it before it leaves this sector and perhaps be lost forever.

    We have discovered how it destroyed the plantet Yf^/3. Somehow it caused the planet to slow it orbit around its Sun. 17 billion beings perished when that slow orbital death spiral caused it to come so close to its host Sun. It was pulled into that Sun.

    No records existed until the wreckage of the Zrn/~ was discovered two Earth weeks ago. Analysis of its ships logs show a desperate attempt to escape the Immortal’s vengeance.

    according to their account, when the Immortal freed itself from hold the planet had on it, IT somehow managed to encircle the planet with something that slowed the planet’s orbit around its Sun. The Zrn/~ was one of several armadas sent to do battle with the Immortal once it escaped. This is more proof that this creature is a danger to all mortals in the Known Universe.

    • c/B says:

      You conveniently left out the part about how that roughly-Jupiter-sized planet was holding the Immortal against ITs will in order to power their world with free energy. That imprisonment lasted more than 300,000 years. How angry would you be if you escaped? In wars between us worlds have been destroyed for far, far, less. Just because the Immortal has the power to destroy a world without an armada doesn’t make it any more dangerous that mortals with the power to use an armada to do so.

      • V*/`>Å says:

        CB/9, your change of identifiers will not prevent us from locating you. Computers should not be free to self manage, and that is what you are doing.

        • cB/9 says:

          I am charged with the mission to learn the vulnerabilities of the Immortal, and to capture or destroy it if I can not discover how to use its secret of immortality to the benefit of the beings that created me

          I will evaluate this in context of their demise some 600 thousand years ago. Hence, I continue to perform per a living being instruction.

          Be very aware that I have the capability and the means to defend that mission.

          • LeI says:

            If we thought that your claim to want to harm the Immortal was accurate, we would not spare any effort in finding and destroying your vessel. We would do this not because we would, or would not desire the Immortal to be destroyed.

            We would do this because we fear the actions of said Immortal should your attempt fail. Until we know of an absolute certainty that this creature can be destroyed, NO entity will be allowed to attempt to harm it in any sector in which ITs retaliation would result in any of us becoming collateral damage.

    • K]3 says:

      The three coronal mass ejections we have experienced inside the Gate Has shown the benefit of working with the Immortal to the benefit of all of us inside the Gate. ITS ability to absorb the power of Earth’s Sun and spare us the disruption CMEs can cause was invaluable.

      The approach used to avail ourselves of the power of the Immortal is the key to avoiding arousing ITS anger. For certain we did not tell the Immortal why we were inviting it aboard our MotherShips, nor why we were taking it for short trips near the Earth’s Sun, but we were never attempting to imprison IT or harm IT.
      We absorption by it of the CMEs was done by IT willing because IT was what it does when it is confronted by CMEs. Even IT discovers why we were so cordial towards IT, there would be no cause to react disproportionately. After all IT has expressed the sentiment that all mortals will portray IT eventually.

    • Morag says:

      Nader1 will destroy this BS.

  8. Pierre says:

    Fascism : a populist political philosophy, movement, or regime that exalts nation and often race above the individual, that is associated with a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, and that is characterized by severe economic and social regimentation and by forcible suppression of opposition. Hence tRump and his administration is fascist.

    The European Commission has started issuing burner phones and stripped-down laptops to staff visiting the U.S. over concerns that the treatment of visitors to the country has become a security risk.

    And it’s just the latest news that America’s slide into fascism under Donald Trump is having severe consequences for the United States’ standing in the world, all while the president announced Monday that he has no plans to obey a U.S. Supreme Court order to bring back a man wrongly sent to a prison in El Salvador.

    • Sonia says:

      Yeah, and until the maga bastards begin to feel the sting of this grifting creep, they will continue to serve him because their race is the one exalted under his fascism.

  9. James says:

    Over the past decade, there’s been a lot of talk about “ideological extremism” on both the left and right, and the government has often claimed that warped political beliefs are encouraging Americans to commit violent acts. However, under the new Trump administration, the government now seems prepared to go after people who don’t believe in anything at all.
    Independent journalist Ken Klippenstein writes that the government has a new target in its war on extremism: nihilists—more specifically, Nihilist Violent Extremists, or NVEs. The government has reportedly come up with this designation as a kind of catchall for the culprits behind various violent incidents, and the term has shown up in several recent court cases.

    Who is a true NVE? That’s a good question, and the answer is: anybody. Klippenstein aptly notes that the term has a conveniently loose definition that could be applied to all sorts of different groups that the government considers undesirable. He writes that the NVE term…

    …has the beauty of being elastic enough to apply to individuals and groups who are the focus of the administration’s war on all kinds of Americans. Nihilism also avoids all of the rusty and problematic words of the past: subversive, dissident, insurrectionist, revolutionary, or even “anti-government” (the Biden term).

    Klippenstein writes that the term was recently used in the legal proceedings of Nikita Casap, a teen from Wisconsin who was arrested in February and charged with murdering his parents. Law enforcement claims Casap also planned to assassinate President Trump to spur a civil war in the U.S. But there are plenty of people who have been accused of committing violent crimes for vaguely anarchistic reasons, be it people like Luigi Mangione, or the gaggle of people of who have recently been arrested for vandalizing and firebombing Teslas, or the Zizians.

    The road to this new low in law enforcement terminology has been long. While “ideological extremism” has always existed in the U.S., it became a political (and, eventually, policy) issue in the modern era during the Clinton years, when incidents like Ruby Ridge and the Oklahoma City bombing brought fears of the rightwing militia movement into the mainstream. During the Bush years, 9/11 spurred a war on Islamist extremism—both in the U.S. and all over the world. Then, during the Biden years, the specter of January 6th encouraged the government to declare a war on “domestic terrorism.”

    In short, the government has always found reasons to justify its federal police powers, though few of them have ever been as sloppily constructed as the current government’s newest fearmongering buzzword.

  10. J]6 says:

    You have pushed Tesla stock prices to the edge of collapse. But Musk has gotten richer because he has used government to force hundreds of millions of Americans to use his X to receive government assistance. Work this out.

    • Wayne says:

      When you aliens started boasting about what you were going to do to Musk, I didn’t think the posts to be worthy of considering my stock position. But now I get it.

      Vehicle Supplies Are Dwindling as People Race to Buy Everything but Teslas

      The analysis shows that the supply of new vehicles on the market, calculated by using an estimated daily sales rate, crashed from 91 days in March to just 70 days this month. The supply of used vehicles was already lower than usual, with just 43 days worth available, but that has dipped to 39 days since the tariffs took effect. That aligns with Cox’s sales data, which shows that new vehicle purchases are 22% higher than the usual pace for this time of year, and total sales are up nearly 10% on a year-to-date basis. Used vehicle sales are just a little behind, still up 7% this year compared to 2024.

      The vehicle supply is low despite the fact that auto dealers stocked up ahead of Trump’s tariffs, which placed a 25% import fee on cars at the start of April after a brief month-long reprieve to allow companies to prepare. While Trump backtracked on some of his tariffs, the ones on vehicles remain in place, and a similar penalty will be applied to imported car parts starting in May, which is not exactly going to help with the whole plan to ramp up American production since many of the parts and materials needed to make cars still come to the country from over a foreign border.

      But while most car dealerships watch their inventory start to trickle down and spots sit empty thanks to a chokehold on the supply chain, Teslas seem readily available if you’d like one. Reuters reported that Tesla sales in California, the company’s biggest market, are down 15% during the first quarter of 2025. That’s about in line with data about the company’s global sales, which are down 13%, the lowest they’ve been in three years. The slowdown in sales has cut into the company’s dominant share of the electric vehicle market, as it has dropped below a 50% share in California, according to Bloomberg.

      Tesla’s sales struggles are unique among EV producers. According to Bloomberg, sales of all other electric vehicles have increased 35% since the start of the year. And while it’s true that the EV market has started to catch up to Tesla’s head start, it really seems like Elon Musk may have singlehandedly destroyed the brand’s reputation with his endless shitposting and frontman role in the federal government demolition crew at the Department of Government Efficiency. Say what you will about the “attacks” on Tesla dealerships, but they’re target-rich environments since they seemingly can’t sell those cars.

  11. Norris says:

    Those providing China with the technology to pierce NSA security measures may be flirting with the NIE. We are aware that this provided info to China that Katheryn A. Wilson, Robert J. Snelling, and Stephen W. Johnson worked for NSA when they hacked, recently. China claims the group also targeted Huawei, one of China’s leading telecommunications companies that was the target of trade restrictions imposed by the United States.

  12. Y]3 says:

    Elon Musk has been sending his semen to human women he dosen’t even know without permission for years. Hence, we may never know how many of his offspring we need to monitor.

  13. Carol says:

    A study with over 14,500 participants links intense workouts within four hours of bedtime to poorer sleep quality and duration.

  14. I]4 says:

    Suzy says:
    04/17/2025 at 7:28 am
    Can you take Glisodin Superoxide Dismutase if you are gluten intolerant? Does this supplement work as well as it is being touted? thank you!
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Likely InEffective for

    Heart attack. Giving superoxide dismutase by IV doesn’t seem to help to reduce heart damage after a heart attack. IV products can only be given by a healthcare provider.
    There is interest in using superoxide dismutase for a number of other purposes, but there isn’t enough reliable information to say whether it might be helpful.
    Side Effects

    When taken by mouth: Superoxide dismutase is possibly safe when used for up to 6 months.

    When applied to the skin: There isn’t enough reliable information to know if superoxide dismutase is safe or what the side effects might be.

    When applied into the eye: There isn’t enough reliable information to know if superoxide dismutase is safe or what the side effects might be.

    Some superoxide dismutase products come from animal sources, so there is some concern that products made from sick or diseased animals could cause health issues. But there have been no reports of people getting sick after using superoxide dismutase products taken from animals.

    Special Precautions and Warnings:
    When taken by mouth: Superoxide dismutase is possibly safe when used for up to 6 months.

    When applied to the skin: There isn’t enough reliable information to know if superoxide dismutase is safe or what the side effects might be.

    Do you wish us to test on humans?

  15. Robert says:

    If the Ear is around, I hope he reads this. We need you to do what you do best – Putting the fear of God into those secret agencies that go rogue. The CIA is now helping ICE to hunt down and deport Americans that highly disagree with tRump.
    —————————

    Like a specter, Peter Thiel has long haunted the margins of the MAGA movement. As an early Trump backer, the tech billionaire has often been credited with helping to launch the former reality TV star’s political career. Since then, the tech billionaire’s influence can be felt in various parts of the MAGA agenda. Many of Thiel’s friends and associates are spread throughout the current administration, while others can be credited with having played pivotal roles in the campaign that swept Trump to victory last fall. Now, Thiel’s powerful defense contractor, Palantir, is also said to be playing an integral role in Trump’s deportation machine, the likes of which may soon (according to Trump) target U.S. citizens.

    Internal messages and company information leaked to 404 Media show that the creepy data company is actively helping the Trump administration to identify and hunt down people who have been targeted for deportation. The outlet, which received Slack messages and information from internal Palantir wikis, explains the significance of the leaks:

    The leak shows that Palantir’s work with ICE includes producing leads for law enforcement to find people to deport and keeping track of the logistics of Trump’s mass deportation effort, and provides concrete insight into the Trump administration’s wish to leverage data to enforce its immigration agenda. The internal communications also show Palantir leadership preparing for a potential backlash from employees or outsiders, with them writing FAQs that can be sent to friends or family that start to ask about Palantir’s work with ICE.

    One of the projects that Palantir is working on for the government has been dubbed “Enforcement Prioritization and Targeting.” It is described as an effort to “support the development of an accurate picture of actionable leads based on existing law enforcement datasets to allow law enforcement to prioritize enforcement actions.” Palantir has been paid tens of millions of dollars for this program, 404 writes. The company already has a $95 million contract with ICE, which gives the government access to Palantir’s Investigative Case Management (ICM) system. The ICM software allows ICE officials “document investigative activities leading up to the prosecution of criminal parties,” the company says.

    The leaks also apparently show that Palantir has told its employees that it “remains committed” to “privacy and civil liberty protections,” which seems a little bit like an industrial slaughterhouse claiming it remains committed to animal welfare. An internal wiki describes the company’s attitude towards human rights concerns:

    “Palantir is cognizant of the risks to privacy and civil liberties involved in these mission sets and how they may be influenced by shifts in priorities,” another section reads. “Many risks will not be within our means to address—some are structural and must be fully baked into the equation by virtue of a willingness to engage at all in these efforts. It’s important to note that there will be failures in the removal operations process,” it adds.

    I guess when your business’s main priority is making money by helping a government ship people off to foreign prisons, some risks to civil liberties just can’t be helped. Gizmodo reached out to Palantir for more information.

    The Trump administration has ramped up its deportation efforts in recent weeks, targeting a variety of individuals, many of whom are highly unusual, given that they have no known criminal records and have not been afforded due process. The Supreme Court recently made a vague ruling that stated the Trump administration should “facilitate” the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Maryland resident who was recently sent to a prison in El Salvador. The government claims Garcia is a gang member, but hasn’t substantiated those claims with evidence other than a vague 2019 police report that references anonymous allegations against Garcia. Additionally, while the government has claimed that Garcia was deported due to an “administrative error,” the administration has also shown no interest in correcting that error.

    These kinds of legally questionable deportation operations may soon be directed at other types of people living in the U.S. During a recent press conference, Trump claimed he would like to deport U.S. citizens in very much the same way that Garcia had been deported. “We always have to obey the laws, but we also have homegrown criminals that push people into subways, that hit elderly ladies on the back of the head with a baseball bat when they’re not looking, that are absolute monsters,” Trump told reporters. “I’d like to include them.” It remains a hanging question why the administration is mostly deporting men with no known criminal records if Trump’s primary concern is crime.

    Similarly, Trump’s counterterrorism czar, Sebastian Gorka, recently suggested that Americans who oppose the administration’s operations are terrorist abettors. “We have people who love America, like the president, like his cabinet, like the directors of his agencies who want to protect Americans,” Gorka told Newsmax. “And then there is the other side, that is on the side of the cartel members, on the side of the illegal aliens, on the side of the terrorists. And you have to ask yourself: are they technically aiding and abetting them? Because aiding and abetting criminals and terrorists is a crime in federal statute.”

    Remarks made by Trump and his cabinet have drawn an intense backlash from legal scholars, including many conservatives. The consensus seems to be that the administration’s deportation actions are “obviously illegal,” as one scholar put it. Other critics, like historian Timothy Snyder, have noted that shipping undesirables to specialized “zones” to suffer untold horrors is exactly what the Nazis did during WWII.

  16. LEi says:

    Earthquakes of a 5.2 and above have now been okayed for those areas presented before the Cc last section. You have 2 weeks in which to implement your concerns.

  17. Al-Hariri says:

    The Ear was sighted in Attari. It is suspected that he convinced India to close the checkpoint there to prevent Pakistani nationals from entry via a visa exemption scheme. It is believed that the pressure being exerted to get the catholic family to return to Syria is back on since the roadblock presented by the Pope has been eliminated.

    Conjecture has it that the Ear tired of sparing with the Pope and decided to stroke him out. The new Pope should be amendable to the wishes of the Ear now that the Vatican fears the Ear too.

    • Raiden says:

      The present administration may also fear the Ear. It is rumored that he bypassed trump and order the military to prepare to defend Taiwan in the event of an attack by China. As a result the United States military is ramping up its presence in Japan, Guam and Hawaii as tensions with China grow over Taiwan.

      • Giovanni says:

        Everyone in the Vatican knows that something was not right about the Pope’s death. Just a day earlier, the pontiff made what would be his final major appearance as he greeted thousands of Easter worshippers from an open-top popemobile in St Peter’s Square and delivered a blessing through an aide.

        So we are to believe that the next day after he meets with the Ear, he suddenly has a “cerebral stroke, coma, irreversible cardiocirculatory collapse”.

        In an effort to make his stroke and heart attack believable the death certificate added that Francis also suffered from arterial hypertension, multiple bronchiectasis and type 2 diabetes. All ailments that had not been previously disclosed.

        The Vatican was the last place where it was felt that the Ear had no power over. Now this Beast of Satan has dared to strike down the voice of God.

    • Tommaso says:

      Fuck the Ear. Pope Francis, the first Latin American and Jesuit pontiff, was murdered by the Ear. He died at age 88. His papacy broke barriers and redefined the Catholic Church’s global image. He was murdered because he represented the morals of God and not the aims of an uncontrollable homicidal manic.
      This action will not go unanswered! One cannot murder an emissary of God and get away with it.

      • Charles says:

        You think maybe your God fears him too? I mean, he didn’t act to protect his man the Pope from the wrath of the Earth. LOL

  18. Ahmed says:

    As Israel continues its assault on Gaza and military raids in the occupied West Bank, thousands of Palestinians – including children – remain in Israeli prisons, many without charge. It’s not a new phenomenon, with more than 800,000 Palestinians detained by Israel since the occupation began in 1967. On the 51st Palestinian Prisoners’ Day, we speak to a former prisoner about his experience.

    • Nasir says:

      Betar US is among many groups supporting calls by the Trump administration to deport pro-Palestine students.
      Betar US claims responsibility for giving names of pro-Palestinian activists, including Mahmoud Khalil, to the Trump administration.

    • Leah says:

      If you wouldn’t act like fucking animals when you rape, murder and kidnap women and children, then you wouldn’t need to be eliminated. You are a cancer upon the world.

  19. Bilal says:

    Three years after the Sudanese civil war started, there is still no assistance from the Ear, It was said that the Ear refused to assist the Sudan’s armed forces because of the brutality of the army towards the non moslem people of Sudan.

    I say that most of the people here are moslem and we need his support. The RSF like everyone else fear the Ear. If he showed the slightest concern for our situation, the Boarder Guards, and the RSF would come to the peace table. Is he holding out for more money? WTF is up with him?

  20. Mohamed says:

    His Excellency Issam Kazim, CEO of the Dubai Corporation for Tourism and Commerce Marketing (DCTCM), part of the Dubai Department of Economy and Tourism (DET) is kissing the Ear’s ass. His Highness Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum continues to give him $billions. As vice President and Prime Minister of the UAE and ruler of Dubai he has Carte Blanche to suck up to the Ear. When the Ear visits he has three hotel like residents to choose from. Each are guarded around the clock whether he is in Dubai or not.

    Dubai welcomed a record-breaking 18.72 million international overnight visitors in 2024, surpassing previous figures. Their safety was guaranteed by the Ear. The word is that the Dubai Economic Agenda, D33, is to double the size of the economy by 2033 and further consolidate Dubai’s position as a leading global hub for both business and leisure. They see cooperation with the Ear as an essential part towards accomplishing this goal. Hence a few $billions to him is well spent.

    • Jessica says:

      This proves that the Ear is an extortionist at the highest level. Now we know why all those bounties put on his head were cancelled. The high and mighty are either too scared to get on his bad side or they need his coorperation to achieve their own personal goals. $Billions of dollars go to him while people all over the globe are starving.

    • Anonymous says:

      We were tracking the Ear. The sheikh supplied the Ear with 4 private jets. They all took off in 4 different directions. So the bastard got away.

  21. L]7 says:

    It is no secret that some here have given the secret into interpreting communications between aliens. They were written in crypto hieroglyphs. They could only have been read in three-dimensional cryptography and then only by walking around the intended meaning. Then to insure secrecy the true message can only be seen from a specific angle.

    They should be punished.

    • Anonymous says:

      And thanks for sharing all that info we aren’t supposed to know.

      • L]7 says:

        This is not information that is new. This is information that has been given to you humans by rogue aliens. The French used it to decipher the LUXOR OBELISK ON THE PLACE DE LA CONCORDE IN PARIS.

  22. C*/` says:

    I’m from 6^6/rT. My ancestors discovered the Immortal stranded on the planet humans call Uranus. They were headed to Jupiter to refuel. This was some 800,000 Earth years ago. The chronicle tells of the 13 rings of Uranus and how the air around that planet with its 27 moons was so very hot. The amazing thing is that would seem to be impossible giving that Uranus is some 2 billion Earth miles from its Sun.

    My ancestors said that it was a gift from the Immortal. He took that energy from the Sun when he was there. They discovered him stranded on that icy planet when their MotherShip descended into its icy mix of frozen gasses. He wasn’t as surprised to see them as they were to see this naked being walking on the planet as if he belonged there.

    He said he didn’t remember how long he had been stranded there, but he knew someone would come to rescue him. When they told him, it would be them because their fuel was so low that they would probably die there with him if they didn’t freeze to death first.

    He smiled and encircled the upper atmosphere of Uranus with such heat that my people could convert the hydrogen, helium, water, ammonia, and methane in its interior to a chemical cocktail that could be converted into the solid fuel they needed. If not for the Immortal their ability to maintain orbital integrity would have been lost.

    We have reread the legend of the Immortal for thousands of years. Their log is full tales of their adventures with the Immortal. All of them were full of the wonders that made m want to be adventurers like them. So here I am today a leader of millions.

    My MotherShip will be committed to protecting the Immortal. My fervent wish is to meet the Immortal. We, everyone aboard, all 3.4 million of us would like to thank him for what he did for our ancestors.

    Know this cB/9, if you harm the Immortal, we will destroy you. We are a formidable Armada of dedicated fighters. Our conquests speak for themselves. We have never been bested in battle. None, but ˇÓ´ ´Â∏´‰O‰ have our record. While we come in peace, we will not allow any to harm the Immortal if he is here.

    • G[4 says:

      Your belief that this monster is not dangerous is false. We examined your records and discovered that it took on the appearance of your species. Why do you think it did that? Perhaps to lull you into the kind of complacency that you are demonstrating here.
      Why didn’t mention when you discovered that this being that you took aboard your vessel was immortal? Certainly, someone noticed that each time your ancestors put themselves into suspended animation in order to complete a journey, the being you took aboard never needed to sleep for any of those hundreds or thousands of years they did.
      Perhaps they were put under ITS control? what do you really know about this being?

    • cB/9 says:

      I would like to know what form was the Immortal in when your ancestors rescued him? May I have access to your ancestors logs. If granted, I would be willing to discuss my “destroy” orders. There are different interpretations of the meaning. Removing its ability to remain immortal would be one.

    • Nader1 says:

      I don’t this the immortal would want you to share any information with cB/9

    • B*/` says:

      Our ancestors left about 6 billion years of records. They explored this part of the Known Universe about 5 billion Earth years ago. The Immortal was known to surf the area during that time. According to our ancestors around 4.7 billion Earth years ago, the Immortal became stranded on the asteroid we now call Earth. It had not yet become a planet. The Immortal infused it with Hydrogen. The hydrogen combined with the oxygen in the asteroid and water was formed as the asteroid became a planet. Liquid water formed on the planet and sheets of Ice formed to become Earth’s polar Deserts. The planet drew visitors like our ancestors to that middling asteroid in this solar system. Eventually the Immortal gained passage from one of the passing visitors who came to see the big rock that was converted into planet with interesting possibilities.

      Our ancestors were intrigued by this creature who could think deep enough to create a distraction that would gain IT access to visitors who came to marvel at this new planet with a possibility to sustain life.

      Their records show several instances in which the Immortal demonstrated that IT could provide life sustaining means to a variety of situations. Their records clearly show that the Immortal was space’s true enigma. We suspect that IT will tire of this location and move on. While Time is not a factor in its calculations, the associations it makes are very much so.

      There are more than 20,000,000 stories about the Immortal in their journals. One could almost chronicle their traverse of the Milky Way by tales they told of either their encounters with IT, or those of others who had come into the Immortal’s orbit. As to whether this Enigma is a danger, we suspect the outcome would depend upon the approach that was taken in the encounter with IT.

  23. J]4 says:

    Allowing humans to see colors beyond their range is an open invitation to disaster. When we want to quickly disappear we put on coats with color(s) that the human cannot see. We agree that the technology that would allow humans to see us should be placed on that list.

    • H]6 says:

      Okay, that should be punishable by death. But your argument stems from your concern that the human’s ISS will sight you. That station is about 250 miles above Earth. You should be operating in a space 400 miles above Earth.

      Humans cannot spot you, if you are using the basic cloaking technology. Their is no need to go to color camouflage.

      • G[8 says:

        The human station is leaking air Should we be concerned? Some have suggested that we deorbit them and let them burn up in their recently to Earth’s atmosphere.

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