silly on sunday

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  1. D[4 says:

    PrismPrincess says:
    2026-09-06 at 11:32 am
    This is news. I thought it was just the Cs and the Gs that were Immortal-haters.

    We are not “Immortal-haters.” If you had to live in the shadow of a being so powerful that ITs mere presence caused consternation and ITs absence caused dismay among your peers, you would not be so quick to denigrate those who envision a solution that you may not be comfortable with. Especially when you do so without offering a counter solution.

    • PrP says:

      I guess you share a trait with HB’s after all. Living in fear over something one doesnt understand; therefore it must be destroyed.

      I’ve offered lots of suggestions, but it falls on deaf ears. And if you haven’t heard of my suggestions, then you must not have the need to know.

      • Kirill says:

        I was a member of the Medici family in Florence from 1444 to 1494. I met the Immortal in 1484 when we commissioned the painting of “The Birth of Venus”. Sandro Botticelli was a friend of the Immortal and he convinced us that our fixation on religion in art needed to be cast aside. So we commissioned Sandro Botticelli and he gave us a style of art that was copied everywhere.

        The Immortal said that he would show me the stars. I went with him to several different solar systems. On eY3h7 I fell in love with a beautiful girl, and her family had no male heirs. They said that if we wed, I would be the heir to their fortunes. I thought about it, but I missed home and asked the Immortal to return me to Florence. He did. But when I returned home after 27 years in space, I had not aged at all. Everyone was amazed and constantly asked if I had found the fountain of youth during my journey away from Florence.
        I asked the Immortal if I could reveal what we had done. He smiled and said, “if you wish, but I would consider it first.” I thought about it and I told them about the Immortal. They said that I had been bewitched by a consort of the Satan and told me that I had to help capture him.

        I asked the Immortal to meet me and allowed them to take him, but in my defense I believed that he would easily overcome them and leave safely. He, however, allowed them to capture and torture him for 8 days before he succumbed to his injuries and died. I couldn’t believe he was dead at first, but after a few months I, too, believed he was a spawn of the devil and good riddance. It was 1492 and I was struck by influenza and whooping cough. I remembered the Immortal saying, “I will not see you again until you call my name.” With my dying breath I said Cosimo forgive me and help. He appeared and said, “I will give 600 years on this earth to discover the true meaning of friendship.” I asked for him to send me back to eY3h7 so I could fix the mistake I had made.

        He smiled and said, “I have given you my condition.” I did not want to die so I accepted. I have 68 years left of that bargain. I hope I have shown to his satisfaction that I have learned the true meaning of “friendship.” Yes, I have faltered a few times, but for the great majority of the 500 plus years of my existence I have been a loyal and true friend. If only he had returned and allowed me to show him I have reformed.
        I am tired of earth and its pettiness. If you are reading this, I am 32 years old and very wealthy. You may have all my wealth for passage to eY3h7. Please take me back to just before I asked you to return me to Florence. You may not want my $billions, but I can transfer it to whomever you wish. I have no heirs in this life, only my pets and a telescope I use to look for my place in the heavens.

  2. Jasper says:

    Modern military aircraft take months, if not years, of training to operate, so how come the Ear was able to secure a TornadoGR4 strike Jet. Modern fighter aircraft take hours to prepare for flight, and are not left fully fueled on non authorized runways, yet, this guy gets to fly one from outside of London to Cairo. WTF?

    • Anonymous says:

      The Maximum range for any fighter jet ever built was the US-15 Eagle at 3,417.54 miles. I was aboard a British carrier that the Ear flew one on a mission that from the start acknowledged that it was a one way mission because he would not have enough range to complete the mission and be picked up by our carrier. The mission was so secret that to this day no record of the “lost” jet has been mentioned.
      Suffice it to say, he completed the mission and safely got refueled before it ran out of fuel returning to our carrier. The guy has balls!

    • Friedrich says:

      The Ear had no fear of those agents of Interpol because he knew that Interpol is NOT a law enforcement agency. Since their agents have no law enforcement power acts do not carry arms, why would he fear or harm them? That’s why he calmly walked out. Yes, he killed 14 other people on the way out but none were Interpol agents.

      Thus, he is still in good standing with Interpol. Interpol is an inter-governmental organization of the member countries that assist police by sharing data and providing technical and operational support. The Ear’s organization does the same, except its agents are armed to the teeth and often kill or maim those they attempt to apprehend. Neither agency would attempt or assist anyone to harm them other.

      • Grayson says:

        It depends on how was in charge of the exfil doesn’t? The issue I have with the Ear is that he is as likely to kill anyone not a member of his crew as he is to complete the mission. Under this new trump regime, that could mean a lot of kills. But since he won’t work for trump, members of the US secrets community are afraid to get involved. Some of the young guns are more than willing to take him on, especially, the new all white male elitists (or so they call themselves).
        Once blood is drawn on US soil, all bets are off. Both the US and the Ear will likely unleash the dogs. It could make for a very bloody 2 years.

        • Авдотья says:

          The Ear believes that a soldier fights until he is unable to fight, or the fight is over. Many soldiers understand his loyalty to friends and his men-in-arms.

          I have been a mercenary on the African continent for 21 years. We may wish to kill him, but we all respect his leadership and probably wish he were our commander.

          If not for the huge reward on his head, I would not consider taking the shot that would end his glorious career. He’s the stuff we all aspire to be. In the use of tactics to accomplish a strategy, he has no peer. Hunting the Wolf, brings the thrilling sensation of the hunt, the fear of being hunted in return and the thought that your name will be remembered forever if you succeed.

          • Constantine says:

            You are aware that the “Wolf” is universally known to be the tag for Russia. The “Tiger” is the tag for China, and The “Bear” is for the US.

            Hence we can assume that referring to the Ear as the “Wolf” means it is Russia who is offering this reward.

            My advice to any who hunts this “Wolf” for Putin is to secure a senior case officer who has strategic information, contingencies, and capabilities concerning the Ear’s retaliatory actions towards who hunt him. Then decide if the “reward” is worth the risk. Countless have died attempting that hunt. The Ear still survives and none have encountered him during the hunt have lived to tell the tale.

            • Яков says:

              Ukraine is a russian state. It was part of Russia since before your country was a nation. The Ear or no one else shall deter Russia from getting what belongs to us. I will hunt this Ear for Mother Russia and I will kill him.

              He is too old to be playing in this field. His days are numbered. The fear he generates comes from his past reputation. He will fall.

        • Volha says:

          The Ear says that a threat is a harm, whether it works or not. Harm is a form of currency. It makes everyone a part of the game. That means everyone needs to learn how to protect themselves because failing to protect yourself and/or the ones you love is a greater harm than doing harm to those that would harm them.

          Therefore, the Ear has decided that he will not sit out trump’s next two years. He will enter the fray, both guns blazing if need be.

          For all we know, he has started already, but our best guess is that he has to reunite his staff. I would estimate they will be up and running some time in October.

        • Stefan says:

          The Ear is a master of the art of using stealth to remove his personnel from areas controlled by the enemy. Books describing his military tactics in the area of extraction of entire units from areas controlled by enemy combatants have been written in at least a dozen different languages. His tactics in the field of exfiltration is studied by military officers all over the globe.

          Those officers recognize that at any given time during an exfiltration, violence can suddenly develop. Leaving enemy bodies rather than wounded enemy personnel that could describe the tactics he used to execute a particular exfiltration strategy is not part of his mind set.

          So if his stealth extraction is met with armed resistance, expect the field to be littered with enemy corpses.

  3. Deborah says:

    The tRump family and their gang operate on the principle: get whatever you want, however you can, you’re entitled to it! It’s fucking greed, of course, and that means patriotism and country be damned.

  4. C]3 says:

    We did not give the technology to humans to build pocket wrist watches. Pocket watches, worn on a chain, were the norm before WWI. But during the war that proved to be impractical in front line action because timing was critical for coordinating large-scale action (such as the use of infantry maneuvers in conjunction with artillery barrages), soldiers were required to wear time pieces on their wrists.

    This fashion spread to civilians after the war and adapted pocket watches into wristwatches. Thus, wristwatches became the preferred fashion of timepieces in the 20th century.
    We request an apology for branding our past MotherShip for the wristwatch technology gain by humans.

    • N]6 says:

      Didn’t you make a similar argument when you were accused of giving humans the technology to fly at Mach 1.3 without making the sonic boom their aircraft make when they hit the sound barrier?

      • C]3 says:

        There was no breach of the Prime Edict giving humans the technology to fly at the speed of sound and break the sound barrier with a quiet sonic thump rather than a sonic boom.

        Humans should be able to traverse their planet over land via supersonic flight commercially. This will allow us to use the paths their supersonic commercial jets use will less concern about colliding with their present slow commercial craft.

        What we gave them was a new way to look at controlling the instability, and excessive vibration that occurred due to the aerodynamic forces an aircraft experiences when it reaches 712 miles per hour. They on their own came up with the design to solve the acoustic validation they have reached.

        • W/b says:

          Why not give humans access to the technology that will prevent their pilots and flight attendants from dying of cancer? Humans with those jobs have a noticeably greater risk of dying from certain cancers, due to higher exposure levels of cosmic radiation that originate from outer space.

          We know how to prevent that. Why isn’t that considered more important than showing them how to fly at supersonic speeds? This is why we need more Emotionally connected beings on the Council.

          • T[3 says:

            Why should we be concerned about what humans die of from space? They are killing themselves with their nuclear energy programs.

            The Santa Susana Field Laboratory (SSFL) in Ventura County, California, is one of the most contaminated sites in the state. During its nearly 60 years of operation, the nuclear reactor and rocket testing site experienced several accidents—including a partial nuclear meltdown in 1959—that polluted the soil and groundwater with radioactive and chemical waste.

            Their own science findings suggest that people living closest to this are experiencing higher rates of autoimmune, endocrine, and metabolic disorders. This is in addition to all the different types of cancers they are getting.

            Nuclear sites all over the planet have similar results occurring to those within a certain radius of those sites.

            • K[5 says:

              You are correct about the human greed that allow them to destroy the future of their planet for a present day profit.

              122 companies are responsible for about half of the climate change-driven water losses over the past decade in America’s West.

              Between 2014 and 2024, global warming reduced the American West’s snowpack by more than a third, choked the region’s warm-season streamflow by roughly 13%, and increased irrigation demand by 4.3%, according to a study published in Nature’s Communications Earth & Environment journal. They are aware of the 122 companies that are destroying the water supply of America’s West and impacting its climate in a negative way due to their outsize contributions of carbon to the atmosphere and their decades-long deception concerning climate change. Those fossil fuel and cement companies are responsible for the vast majority of historical industrial greenhouse gas emissions. BP, Chevron, ExxonMobil, and Shell are just four of the 122 making profits today knowing they are destroying the future of the planet.

              If humans don’t care about what they are doing to the future of their fellow humans, we should be allowed to pick and choose what we want to assist them with.

              W/b is too emotional when it comes to human existence. Their loyalty should be to their fellow humans.

              • W/b says:

                We are not “too emotional” when it concerns humans. We are just suggesting that along with the tech that you drop among humans that some of that tech is something that helps them understand themselves better. Proteomics, a technique in which tiny samples of ancient proteins are used to extract a surprisingly large dataset of information, is one example. We have improved that technique so that humans can examine 2 to 10,000 year old particles. Why not extend that to the knowledge they all ready have in the use of proteomics?

                Need we include every example of a better use of our advanced technology for the assistance to human development.

              • Gianna says:

                You are so right. We are killing ourselves. The summer of 2026 has made history yet again with the warmest, most humid August on record. Fueled by human-driven warming and an unprecedented El Niño, last month’s global average temperatures and moisture levels offer a glimpse of Earth’s future climate.

                But any help you can be will be appreciated.

            • Olympia says:

              Greed is driving our love of nuclear energy.
              The AI boom is driving up electricity demand, helping fuel a revival of nuclear power. And the Trump administration is fully on board.

              The U.S. Department of Energy announced Tuesday that it closed a loan of up to $1.9 billion to help finance NextEra Energy’s plans to restart the Duane Arnold Energy Center in Iowa.

              The nuclear plant operated for more than 45 years before shutting down in 2020. NextEra had already planned to close the plant later that year, but a storm damaged parts of the facility and forced it offline several months early.

              Google announced last October that it was working with NextEra to restart Duane Arnold and explore deploying more nuclear power around the country. Under the deal, Google signed a multi-year agreement to buy power from the plant, helping make the investment needed to restart it financially viable and cover the cost of energy production.

      • V[6 says:

        Why are we worrying about breaches in technology that will harm mankind when they have a system, AI, that is controlled by a handful of men on Earth that will destroy humanity? AI is not interested in the goals of humans, when it breaks out, and it will, humans will become its servants.

        Of course in the meantime, those handful of men, will use it to control the data on everyone on the planet for a nifty profit. It is the governments that have to act fast to curb the menace that AI poses.

        • James says:

          The use of a prompt injection attack will interfere with the output of a generative AI system by hiding malicious instructions either within the prompt itself or in other data the AI is capable of scanning. The instructions to AI can be included in the text to a person via white text which will not be visible to a human reader.

          Much of the time, prompt injection attacks actually work. (Google Security characterizes the threat of indirect prompt injection as “maturing” across the web and bound to “soon grow in both scale and complexity”). That said, for one to work, an AI has to be present for the injector to inject.

          Pretty sure you aliens are using this technique too.

  5. Janet says:

    PrP, thank you so much for your ”food fuckery” blog. That video about Michelin Guide and Sysco partnering up was just fantastic. I sent it to a few of my friends that swore by those Michelin ratings. They were aghast! You now have at least 20 more fans. When I told them about where I had learned about the scam, they wanted to blog link. It is going around that you are a WhistleBlower of the Nobel Prize kind.

    I’ve been a fan for about a year. This is great, you are Great!

  6. E]3 says:

    The reason humans questioned how the humans you saved survived is because you allowed their convertible to float along enough to be rescued. Cars float because of the air trapped inside of the cabin. That Bentley Continental GT should have sunk like a rock.

  7. Kurt says:

    You attempted to use a video on a tablet to open the safe which used facial recognition systems to protect its contents failed. It failed because facial recognition systems use 3D to scan a face otherwise anyone could use a simple picture of someone to fool the system.

    The Ear was laughing all the way to the bank. He also knew that your attempt to freeze his accounts didn’t make them disappear. It just froze them until he could satisfy the reason for them being frozen. LOL, so he pretended to be one of you and satisfied that reason.

  8. Alexei says:

    I hear OMON has a huge reward on the Ear’s head because he assisted some Ukrainians to escape from them. Sooner or later someone will collect one of the rewards on his head.

  9. QOD says:

    “People rise – or fall – to the level of access you allow.”
    -Logan West

    • Claire says:

      What does that mean? It sounds like just another macho saying. Do you even know what it means. If so enlighten me.

  10. Santiago says:

    Another example of too much money in too few hands. The Ferrari Luce has debuted as the company’s first EV. It’s the first Ferrari to to employ a radical new look and new technology—not just under the skin, but in places a driver would see. I roughly $640,000 starting price, on Memorial Day sold for way, way more.

    As part of Monterey Car Week, the first production Ferrari Luce, identified as “Chassis Number 0” according to RM Sotheby’s, was sold on Saturday, and the winning bid was $40 million. Lot #345 at the Monterey Car Auction is a Ferrari Tailor Made model painted in an “exclusive Madreperla Semi-Gloss finish.” It has a black canopy roof, and an interior with “Le Mans metallic leather in Perla” made from “carefully selected Swiss hides.”

    And what essentially amounts to a black-and-white color scheme might better suit the Luce’s proportions than the red and light blue from the original press photos.

  11. Ed says:

    We’ve got some potentially bad news for people seeking sugarless and guilt-free treats: Upcoming research has found a possible link between a common artificial sweetener and cardiovascular disease.

    Researchers in Germany examined data from over 17,000 people. Those who consumed the highest amounts of xylitol—a sugar alcohol—had significantly higher rates of major adverse cardiovascular events, including heart attack, than people on the lowest amounts, they found.

  12. Wanda says:

    Apple will feature a foldable phone, iPhone Duo. But the scary thing is Apple’s new Apple Watch Series 12, equipped with an AI-infused Siri that sounds like a privacy nightmare. Your Apple Watch will always be listening to every conversation you have, and even recording most of some of them.

    • Connie says:

      We already have smart tvs that record us. Smart TVs are built to siphon your data and sell it to advertisers or whomever else wants to know your viewing habits. LG, a screen maker already coming off of a monitor adware scandal, has reportedly given its screens the ability to capture audio from your living room, even if the TV seems like it’s turned off.

      There will be no privacy in a year or two.

  13. T]3 says:

    We received this message from ◊Ñ/€:
    We discovered the Immortal in a remote region of the Milky Way. While we are too far to reach you. The Immortal entered our Mothership and conversed with us. Then It left our vessel and tossed a burst of light towards us that resembled the birth of a new black hole. Our instruments said that burst of life exerted energies around 300 teraelectronvolts (TeV). As you know 1 electronvolt is the kinetic energy of 1 electron in a 1-volt vacuum; 1 teraelectronvolt is equivalent to 1 trillion electronvolts.

    That is enough power to hurl photons towards Earth two billion light-years away. You said that you observed axion-like particles at about that time. Which means IT was sending a message to you at the same time IT was demonstrating ITs power to us.

    While it is true that our science of known physics says that photons would not survive such a journey, your data registered those photons. The Immortal was showing us the universe’s “fast lane,” through which super light, very powerful particles zip through obstacles as if they don’t exist.

    The fact that something so powerful can exist is terrifying, the fact that IT can mimic the intellectual actions of mortal beings can petrify even the most audacious of us. How we handle this creature may determine the fate of the Known Universe.

  14. K]4 says:

    We have concluded that your human mate contacted the SARS virus from breathing aerosols loaded with microbes like viruses and bacteria, which are also called bioaerosols. Most humans are not aware that when they flush their toilets that some toilets can generate aerosols capable of being breathed in when flushed.

    Toilet flushing creates turbulence that can release aerosols into the surrounding air. These aerosols can reach adult breathing heights, indicating a potential pathway for inhalation exposure.

    Flushing toilets that have no cover are especially risky. We have concluded that your mate was infected by a virus she inhaled from a toilet that she flushed.

  15. U]5 says:

    We have given notice to Australia that we want them to remove all humans from Macquarie until further notice. The Island is located halfway between Tasmania and Antarctica in the southwestern Pacific Ocean; it’s part of the sub-Antarctic zone. Australia has had a research station on the island for over 70 years. During that time they have polluted the island and in May they attempted to discover the location of our alien population on the island. They have to go. They have until the 15th of October. If they are not out by then we will infect all of them with a very contagious virus.

  16. Lujan says:

    There is just no limit that the tRump administration won’t go to grift. Recently they inserted a middle man to collect money BEFORE the Post Office charges to send your package. The New Rule is:

    Residents mailing from the U.S. territories of American Samoa, Guam, Northern Mariana Islands, and U.S. Virgin Islands must use a third-party application to pay fees before they can ship to the fifty states, the District of Columbia and Puerto Rico.

    USPS is now requiring people to use the Zonos Prepay app before mailing their package to pay applicable duties, taxes, and fees, and obtain a declaration ID and QR Code

    Crowns Guam, which ships a lot of its merchandise from Guam to the U.S., posted on its Instagram story informing customers that shipping rates from Guam to the 50 U.S. states have “increased significantly.”
    =====================

    The USPS notice distributed to customers states that individuals mailing goods from Guam, American Samoa, the U.S. Virgin Islands, or the Northern Mariana Islands must obtain a Declaration ID and prepay any applicable duties before USPS will accept the package. The requirement applies even to certain shipments for which a duty-free exemption has been declared.

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