Randy Rainbow came out with a new parody today. #45, let’s not make him #47!
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B[5 I’m asking just because you are the good guys and I have not read any comments from you guys, that’s why I asked. Why I think you are good guys I’m going to give you example.
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02/21/2023 at 10:44 pm
You are not food to all of us. Only about 7% of the visiting aliens consider humans food. Most of us think that one day you will join the intergalactic community that is if you don’t destroy yourselves first.
Don’t believe anything these aliens tell you. They like the rest of us live in a world where everybody lies.
not everybody but some. And some don’t know they’re doing it because they don’t know what they’re talking about. they just regurgitate sometimes the context is way off
Exactly. They like the way a word or saying rolls off of their tongue so they say it not knowing what it truly means. Most of the time it is something derogatory because that always sounds so much better than something that is nice and sweet.
So who’s better in bed? Humans or aliens?
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Love that video. I don’t think anything was left out. Brilliant, Randy Rainbow. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
One has to believe physical phenomena can exist outside the realm of human perception to begin to understand the existence of the Immortal. It is not part of our or possibly any alien’s understanding of what is normal. I have been tracking this thing for 35 years. I still know next to nothing about how it exists.
I would be open to discussion to anyone or anything that could add to my data.
Here’s something that you can add to your data. If you could monitor the immortal when he wakes up, you might catch him in a very youthful look. He has a partner so that he can remember how to look the proper age. His partners always live longer than their natural age would allow, and in return he gets to remember how to mimic aging until he decides to move on.
In a nutshell, they get to live longer, and he gets to look older.
I, too, was his friend when I was younger and he was 40 years my senior. Now I am 10 years his and we are no longer together. He once told me that it is very difficult for him to make friends because sooner or later they always want something he cannot give.
He once told me that true friendship is not what you have when everything is good. It is what friends keep when terrible things happen. I, sadly, failed that test. If I could do it over, I would be different. He was a true friend, I wanted to be, but I am only human.
Never thought I would meet another like me. I met him about 60 years ago. I was 18, he was 25. I remember that about the terrible things. But you left out the part when he said “And true friends keep the faith when there is a misunderstanding, that, though we may not understand it, there is a plan.
He was very wealthy when we met. I was working to pay my college tuition two jobs. Now, I am very wealthy and He is no longer a part of my life. At 79, I am very happy, but I do miss our friendship.
Did You Know
Christmas babies don’t come often, as December 25th is one of the least common birthdays in the US (other than January 1st and February 29th)—but when they do, as Christmas babies know all too well, they’ll spend the rest of their lives getting combination Christmas/birthday gifts.
Did You Know
President Reagan, the Cocaine POTUS, is the only U.S. President whose inauguration has ever conflicted with Super Bowl Sunday. He was inaugurated for his second term on Sunday, January 20, 1985, in a private ceremony at the White House.
Did You Know
The majority of the dairy companies in the United States use a simple color-coded system for the caps on milk jugs: red (whole milk), blue (2% milk), green (1% milk), and purple (skim or no-fat milk).
“A burrito at Taco Bell is more supreme than this court.”
In 1926, H.L. Mencken, a columnist for The Baltimore Sun, wrote:
“No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby…”
That’s one explanation why so many idiots love tRump.
I think Toffler put it more kindly and more accurately in Future Shock, in which he stated:
“The illiterate of the 21st Century will not be those who cannot read and write. It will be those who cannot learn, unlearn and relearn.”
The times are moving way too fast, these days, for the average mind to process the change with which we’re obliged to deal…and attempt to do so thoughtfully. And do not most of us want…even crave…simple solutions to really complex problems? The more sophisticated technology becomes, the more complicated life becomes. The more choices with which we’re confronted, the harder choice becomes.
It doesn’t help that we have the paid-stream media, mainlining messages that clinical depression is up,and that, even the best of our government’s acts are imperfect. They have learned they can monetize angst…and big pharma is more than happy to cash in.
Prices continue to go up, but instead of acknowledging that both greedflation and shrinkflation are things, the media breathlessly reports how wage growth isn’t keeping up with the Consumer Price Index. Thanks, teleprompter readers. By all means, tell us what we already know but don’t, whatever you do, call out the corporate thieves licking their chops as they milk each doom-laden sentence for another 2% plus up to margins.
We are caught in a maelstrom of change that has swept away most of the signposts by which we navigate life. We can do one of two things. We can adapt…or we can more or less fall back to the solutions that worked in simpler times and pretend they still work.
Hence #MAGA and the Trump appeal. Very seductive, on the face of things. After all, didn’t it work, once? Yeah…but times change, requiring adaptation. Those who can do. Those who can’t buy the political drool oozing out of tRump’s mouth and the mouths of his surrogates.
Does the swamp need draining, as Mr. Trump has suggested? Yes…yes it does. That Mr. Trump was handed four years to do it and didn’t tells us how likely it is he’ll drain that swamp if returned to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. But if we focus on Mr. Trump, we are, IMO, missing the proximal cause.
Like it or not, we have to conclude one of two things, with respect to the question –
“If Trump is so bad, why does he still have so many supporters?“
Either we have a lot of not particularly well-informed (or adaptable-take your pick) citizens here in the U.S. spring-loaded to buy whatever snake oil Mr. Trump is offering this week. Which would explain how they can listen to his word salad on the campaign stump and on the way into his criminal trial and say “that’s my man….” or:
They are comfortable handing the nation over to an intellectually challenged, chronically failed business man turned reality show huckster.
One who is an ethically moribund serial liar who is clearly in the throes of mental decline. As we should all recognize. Mr. Trump is the master of distraction and defection.
tRump has been clever enough to recognize and exploit our collective dysfunction, while being either unable or uninterested in actually draining the swamp, tackling infrastructure, climate change or (as we’ve already seen), pandemics. He is a reflection of our time…a mirror held up to our collective selves.
It’s hard to avoid the conclusion that we…collectively…are the problem. There are multiple causative factors at work here, but one is how poorly our system helps us…educationally and otherwise for life in the 21st Century. And as the products of it, in the end, we are both the problem and the fix.
“…believe them the first time.”
Marguerite Annie Johnson was born in St Louis, Missouri in 1928. When she was 8 years old, her mother’s boyfriend sexually abused and raped her. He only spent one night in jail, but was murdered four days later, most likely by one of Johnson’s uncles.
For the next 5 years, Johnson became a mute. “I thought, my voice killed him; I killed that man, because I told his name. And then I thought I would never speak again, because my voice would kill anyone.”
A teacher and family friend by the name of Mrs. Bertha Flowers was the one who started to help her speak again by introducing her to books written by literary heavyweights such as Charles Dickens, William Shakespeare and Edgar Allan Poe.
The family soon moved to Oakland, California and at the age of 16, Johnson became the first first black female cable car conductor in San Francisco. She described it as her “dream job”. However, in her 20s, she pivoted careers and began studying modern dance, eventually performing professionally in nightclubs around San Francisco in the early 1950s. It was during this time that Johnson decided to change her name to Maya Angelou in order to set her apart from other dancers.
From 1954 to 1955, Angelou toured Europe performing in an Opera production and made it a point to learn the languages of all the countries she visited. She became fluent in French, Spanish, Italian, Arabic, and Fanti.
In 1959, she met writer John Oliver Killens who encouraged her to move to New York City, where she joined the Harlem Writers Guild and launched her writing career, becoming an important voice for women and the black community.
In her 1969 autobiography, “I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings”, Angelou writes, “There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.”
This is for you women who think only men can be animals:
What kind of people make you ashamed to be a human being? The four Valenzuela sisters had enough. They were tired of poverty, tired of their abusive father, and tired of being harassed by villagers who hated their father even more than they did.
Bye to El Salto de Juanacatlan, Jalisco, forever, and on to San Francisco del Rincon to start their lives over.
The year was 1945. Prostitution in Mexico was a respectable business. The sisters weren’t talented and weren’t educated, but they certainly were not lacking in ambition. With few available choices, the Valenzuela’s set up their business. “Rancho El Ángel” was a bordello featuring, you guessed it, the four sisters. An attached bar was added to increase the allure.
Business was good, but the sisters wanted to expand. None of them were attractive. They knew what was needed. An advertisement was placed in the local papers: House maids needed; free room and board, plus good wages. Young females only.
The response was great. Those who showed up, and there were plenty, did get free room and board. But, no wages. They were to work as sex slaves, never to step outside.
Despite their booming business, the sisters wanted to expand even further. They hired mercenaries to kidnap girls along the border with the United States. Virgins who were brought in were set-aside for special customers who paid higher rates to perform the “deflowering”.
More bordellos were set up. First one, then another, and another, and another. But the prostitutes, never saw a dime for their dreadful duties. They were all enslaved, forced to take heroin and cocaine.
If someone got sick, she was killed. If someone tried to run away, she was killed. If someone refused to work, she was killed. If someone wasn’t popular with the customers, she was killed. If someone got noticeably pregnant, the fetus was pulled out with a hanger; any complications and the mother was killed. If a patron had a lot of money, he was killed.
After almost a decade, police picked up one of the kidnappers, a woman who attracted the bait to the men that would overpower the victims. She talked. Police searched the property and found the bodies of eighty women, eleven men, and several fetuses.
When asked for an explanation, one of the sisters reportedly said, “The food didn’t sit well with them.” Most of the bodies weren’t even on the property. Police estimated the total number killed at more than 150 and likely over 200. And the victims were not killed in a humane way. Locked in an isolated chamber, they would be starved to death. Those who were lucky got bludgeoned to death.
Tried in 1964, the Valenzuela sisters were each sentenced to forty years in prison.
One of them died in prison. Her body was dragged outside by the guards and fed to the village rats. Several weeks later, the remaining bones were thrown in a nearby trash can.
Human trafficking remains a major issue in the world today.
Okay so up until the late 70’s a white man could not be convicted for raping a Native American on a Reservation. How does that give you the right to create oil under the Native American land that you have been a female for 71 years? You would not have been raped had you not chosen to inhabit a real human body. Also some of those 3 plus dozen rapes that you experienced were by Native American men. Hence your anger with white America is not on solid ground.
My petition to the counsel still stands, and, as such, I as that you return to answer for your interference. Should you remain on Earth, your linear aging will not be reversed. You have maybe 20 years of Earth life left.
Do we get to bring up about 3,000 white and native men, for stakes all around? All we ask is a slow delivery(about a 2 year pull up with raping the bastards every day, and any other torture we can think of) then when they arrive, steaks all around, meals on us.
==== Hamas #2 Leader, Mousa Abu Marzouk told Russia Today TV, on or around October 30, 2023:
“Protecting Gaza civilians is the responsibility of the United Nations (UN) and Israel.”The underground tunnels built in the Gaza Strip are to protect the Hamas “fighters”
6 Foods High in Lectins and Why to Avoid Them
https://www.webmd.com/diet/foods-high-in-lectins
Lectins are naturally occurring proteins that are found in most plants. Some foods that contain higher amounts of lectins include beans, peanuts, lentils, tomatoes, potatoes, eggplant, fruits, and wheat and other grains. Lectins serve a protective function for plants as they grow. They don’t have any nutritional value when consumed in foods.
Some research seems to indicate that taking in large quantities of raw lectins could have negative health effects. The amount you’d need to consume each day to get to that level, however, is much higher than a typical diet would include. And studies have shown that lectins break down when processed or cooked, so the risk of adverse health effects arising from lectin-rich foods that aren’t raw is not cause for concern.
In addition, most foods that contain lectins are recommended as part of a healthy, well-balanced diet. There’s a well-established body of scientific evidence that clearly supports the benefits of a diet rich in fruits, vegetables and whole grains. The health benefits you receive from including those foods in your diet outweigh any perceived benefits from avoiding foods with lectins. With that in mind, a diet that avoids lectins is not one most dietitians would typically recommend.
Also, if you’re eating a diet that includes a variety of foods and you’re having symptoms that make you feel unwell, it often can be difficult to pinpoint the specific source of the problem on your own. It could be an allergy or a food intolerance, or it may not be related to your diet at all.
If you’re in that situation, consider working with a registered dietitian, or a health care provider and a dietitian team, to sort out the cause of your symptoms. Some medical centers have dietitians that specialize in gastrointestinal issues, and those professionals can be particularly helpful in these kinds of cases.
A dietitian may recommend, for example, a short-term elimination diet, excluding certain categories of foods that tend to cause allergic reactions most often. Once those foods have been taken out of a diet, they then can carefully be reintroduced in an effort to identify possible causes of food-related symptoms. Based on that or on other evaluations, a dietitian then can make recommendations that fit the situation.
Rather than using a generalized approach and trying to apply it to everyone — such as avoiding all food with lectins — a diet that’s structured and overseen by a dietitian and based on scientific evidence can be customized to accommodate a person’s individual sensitivities. That type of systematic approach typically yields better long-term results than just avoiding a certain kind of food or a food ingredient and hoping to feel better. — Katherine Zeratsky, R.D., Endocrinology/Nutrition, Mayo Clinic, Rochester, Minnesota
Lectins in Tomatoes: How to Enjoy Tomatoes on a Lectin-Free Diet – Creative in My Kitchen
https://creativeinmykitchen.com/lectins-in-tomatoes/
and aren’t lectins in the skin of cucumbers too, and that’s why you’re supposed to peel them?
If you grew up in the 70s, 80s and 90s, you probably understand this:
GYAITMFHRNBIBYA
I grew up in the 80’s, but I have no idea what that means.
Give it up.
Get Your Ass In The Mother Fucking House Right Now Before I Beat Your Ass.
That would be my take.
Jokes:
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman”
She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,” he said, “How much will you charge me?”
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, “How about $50?”
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man’s wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?”
He responded, “That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?”
The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we’ve been getting by email lately.”
Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” the startled husband asked.
“Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.
“And, by the way,” the teenager added, “it’s not a Porch, it’s a Lexus.”
A young Lebanese Arab man wrote in his Social Page, saying;
“I was a guest in a five-star hotel in Japan, and while I was in the pool of the hotel in which I reside, and there was no one in the pool but me, I urinated under the water, suddenly…the water turned pink and the alarm worked, and the workers came and took me out of the pool, then they told me that they would empty the water and clean the pool and I disrupted an important section of the hotel, (it became a crack).
They called me after that, and the receptionist handed me my passport and asked me to leave the hotel. I left the hotel and searched for an alternative, and whenever I entered a hotel, the receptionist looked at my passport and said to me: “Sorry, you are the one who…. ah… and apologizes for not accepting me.. and so on… I was not allowed to stay in any hotel, so I resorted to the embassy.
They advised me of a hotel that does not have a swimming pool…When I left Japan, the passport officer said to me after stamping my passport, “I hope you learned the lesson.
“All of Japan knew that I urinated in the swimming pool, and here at home, up till now, our government does not know who stole billions of dollars from our state treasury.”
Yourgiving to Russia the technology to jam American Himar rocket launchers in Ukraine is a violation. Turn yourselves in or face death on Earth immediately.
Not familiar with Earth solar system rules of engagement for apprehension.
We have located them. As there was a wD/A out on them, what shall we do with their human bodies? Do we need to present proof of apprehension? Or can we eat them after we send their EBhsID and it is authenticated?
They are Îؘ at AD. Their EBhsID is satisfactory. We need confirmed 19, copy that.
It looks as if Putin has broken up Biden’s Ear’s attempt to pull off a military coup in Russia. Putin is purging all those senior officers he suspects of being under the influence of Biden’s Ear.
Why do you care what we do to the humans on Whakatane? The whites there committed a genocide to take over the area. So there should be no complaints if we boil a few of those whites for dinner.
You gotdamn aliens are liars. We didn’t kill all the Māori niggers. Whakatane still has about 48% of its niggers. We just gentrified the island.
When will this new Commander be commissioned. The present day Commanders seem to be more concerned about their place in the Known Universe than the beings that actually live in it.
I will assign one soon.
LOL, Youo tell’em Nader.
My man Nader, you are definitely an alien pretending to be a human pretending to be an alien.
When you go back to your space ship can you ask my sister why she left to join the Girlz and left me behind? I know I said that I didn’t want to go, but now I have been promised to the old man she was to marry. Help me please.
Make this request to Michelle on the Avenue. I’m thinking she’s the only one who can help you.
At least until the Emperor considers giving me some power so that I can take care of my humans down here.
Haha
While you are assigning one. Send me a female alien. I need a break from these crazy demanding earth bitches. Don’t send one that eats humans.
While you are sending one, send me a female alien for companionship. I’m tired of these human bitches. All they want is to take my money and bitch non stop about their rights. Oh, don’t send one that eats humans.
New Cybertruck Sends Owner to the Emergency Room Before He Even Gets a Chance to Drive It
https://gizmodo.com/new-cybertruck-sends-owner-to-the-emergency-room-before-1851503680
Governments and aliens aren’t the only ones tracking the Immortal. The quest to live longer has long been a focus of the world’s wealthiest entrepreneurs. But now it’s gone mainstream.
People across the country are taking prescription pills, getting specialized injections, and implementing a range of behavioral practices in the hopes of reversing aging. Research shows that these trends can slow down cellular aging, increase cognitive function, and even delay the onset of chronic diseases.
The multi billionaires are on his trail. They want his blood, cells from various organs in his body, and some mysterious aura he is supposed to have. His days of freedom may be numbered. Some filthy rich wanna live forever dude will eventually nab him.
Nothing is off the table. From his DNA, Gene examination, to the different hormones that his body produces, the price for a bit is bided for and it can reach the hundreds of millions of dollars.
Presently, there are no guarantees that anyone has the genuine items. The only true guarantee would be to take it from the source while you control that source. In short you have to have his body. Someone is going to be successful. So far the rumor that Biden’s Ear may be protecting the Immortal is the only thing that is preventing an all out scramble for his capture.
No one is willing to go against an organization run by a homicidal manic. You can’t live long with a bullet lodged in your head.
I hear that some are getting parts of his blood broken down and having various parts given to willing customers via intravenous infusions. Private luxury resorts like Six Senses, provide direct delivery of certain elements in his blood via the bloodstream of these billionaires. It is rumored there is an instant impact on the vitality of the recipients. But the billionaires are hoping that this is just part of a broader approach to living well for longer. The question is what will they be willing to pay or do, to live longer?
You hear this. Someone else hears that. I don’t believe there is an immortal. It is just snake oil BS to sell fake youth shit to the billionaires for tens of millions of dollars.
The aliens here are probably talking about someone or thing that is not living on earth as a human being. Why would an immortal creature want to live among human beings? Most of us perish within a century and we leave behind so much destruction to our environment that the next generation will have to deal with.
If he is part of what we leave behind, he must hate us. Imagine to have lived on this planet before humans started to pollute it?
No sane being would want to remain in the shit we leave behind. So why would an immortal being settle here?
Israel releases film of women soldiers being taken by Hamas on Oct. 7
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/israel-releases-film-female-conscripts-161812146.html
Fucking animals. Yet, the world keeps siding with Hamas and the disgusting Gaza people who side with them. If I were Israel, I would nuke the lot of them.
Sure you are right.
Group of graduates walk out of Harvard commencement chanting ‘Free, free Palestine.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/harvard-holding-commencement-weekslong-pro-121746075.html
So many people are willing to excuse the savage behavior of Hamas, but if they were the victims that attitude would change in a New York minute. Hypocrites, the lot of them. I agree with you up to a point. While I am against nuking the Gaza people, I understand Israel’s need to do what they have to to get the Hamas bastards.
How low will a corporation go to save a few dollars in a law suit you ask? Well take American Airlines response to a law suit by a nine year old girl who was photographed by a pedophile employee of American Airlines.
A former American Airlines flight attendant, Estes Carter Thompson, 37, who federal investigators say secretly recorded several minors while they used the bathroom on different American Airlines flights last year, is also named in the lawsuit filed in Texas. The former employee is facing federal child sexual exploitation charges.
Yet, to save a few dollars American Airlines filed this answer to the nine year old’s suit.
The incident involving the 9-year-old occurred during a flight from Austin, Texas, to Los Angeles, California, the lawsuit states.
In a filing Monday, American Airlines initially argued that the girl was at fault and negligent because she used a lavatory “she knew or should have known contained a visible and illuminated recording device.”
Greed, it is the juice that feeds the rich.
So your girlfriend dumps you, becomes a porn actor in a porn film and you try to kill the guy who fucks her in the porn film. Duh? Dude you need help, mental help, and lots of it.
Jealousy of porn actor led to murder attempt with golf club, LAPD says
https://www.yahoo.com/news/jealousy-porn-actor-led-murder-100038820.html
Tired of all that seriously demented shit. How about a little fun.
‘Wheel of Fortune’ contestant goes viral for X-rated answer: ‘Will be played for eternity’
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/wheel-fortune-contestant-goes-viral-144043626.html
Women who supported overturning Roe are surprised to learn their “terminations” are actually abortions. – Dumb Bitches.
“All these things we never even knew before, because before all of this it was never spoken about,” said Kimberly Manzano, who flew from Texas for an abortion in New Mexico at 18 weeks after scans showed her fetus was missing limbs, organs and genitalia.
Ms. Manzano describes herself and her husband as “big Christians,” who thought abortion was something “promiscuous women” did to end unwanted pregnancies. Their pastor assumed they would qualify as a medical exception to Texas’ ban. They did not.”
Well ignorant, arrogant Kimberly, it WAS spoken about, you just refused to take your privileged, white, Christian, judgmental fingers out of your ears and listen. I am very sorry for your loss but NOT that you had to travel because you and others like you created this nightmare. AND the audacity of your pastor, as the saying goes: never assume because you will make an ass out of u and me.
Ms. Walker is Catholic and had worked for Wyoming Republicans, including Senator John Barrasso. She opposed abortion, and did not realize she was having one because doctors called it “termination.” In the months that followed, she came to support abortion whatever the reason, and after Roe was overturned in June 2022, she testified against the ban on abortion passed by the Wyoming Legislature.”
Arghhhhh! This whole article is LAMF in action.
I wonder if the author is also subtly pointing out the hypocrisy by including the woman who had an abortion at 22 weeks because of down’s syndrome and a heart defect that would require surgery (and later a transplant). If you are really pro life that doesn’t sound like something worthy of terminating a pregnancy.
The only moral abortion is her abortion.
She opposed abortion, and did not realize she was having one because doctors called it “termination.”’
How fucking stupid are these people? The actual stupidest?
What’s with the “like Button notice?” The old way worked just fine.
Lawyers always say to refuse field sobriety tests, but what’s the point of refusing if you’ll almost certainly get arrested for refusing the field test and taken back to the station to get your BAC measured regardless of what you do?
I was the head juror on a drunk driving trial. The defense’s argument was pretty straightforward; they claimed that the defendant had consumed a beer right after getting off of work. He then immediately drove home, and was pulled over on the way. The officer believed he was intoxicated, and took him to the station for testing. When they got him to the station they did a blood test and found that he was just over the legal limit. The defense’s argument was that because he had just consumed the beer ten minutes before being pulled over, he couldn’t possibly have been intoxicated yet, as it takes time for the alcohol to enter the bloodstream. By the time he was taken to the station and tested, nearly an hour had past, and that is why he tested over the limit.
The argument wasn’t great, but it was good enough to create doubt. Such a scenario is possible. In a trial, all you need to do is introduce a reasonable doubt. In this case it might have been good enough to have worked, if it weren’t for the defendant making a mistake. Against his counsel’s advice he insisted on taking the stand, and on cross examination the prosecution caught him in an obvious lie. The 5th Amendment could have protected him here, if he had only exercised it. His whole case fell apart on one simple slip up.
Likewise, when you do field sobriety tests, you can not prove you are sober. The officer already suspects you to be intoxicated; they are only looking for more evidence to use against you. The 5th (edit: 4th) Amendment can protect you here, too, but not if you don’t exercise it. If the defendant had taken roadside sobriety tests and failed them, then that would have made the defense’s attempted argument nearly impossible to believe. But you can not use a person’s refusal to do the tests against them in court. If an officer wants you to do the tests, they are probably going to arrest you anyway. So why give them more evidence to use against you? Even if you’re completely sober, you can still fail the tests, and this can be used as evidence to convict you of DWI. One little slip up can do you in.
Let me also add that under no circumstance do I believe anyone should operate a vehicle after consuming any form of intoxicating substances. People who do this are among the lowest of the low in my opinion. My advice is intended to protect those who are innocent.
Michelle ask my sister why she left to join the Girlz and left me behind? I know I said that I didn’t want to go, but now I have been promised to the old man she was to marry. Help me please.
Hello Rasha,
It sounds like you have changed your mind. Of course I can help. If you would like to go up, and there are any other girlz who would like to join you, convene at a safe place, and we will have all of you beamed up.
I have 31 other girls who would like to go with me. That is too large a number for females to gather in Misrata Libya. Can we gather in groups of nine at different places? Ages are 11 to 17. I’m 14.
We are all married or soon to be married. Save us now. The men are too old and they beat us or their first wives beat us. I don’t even know how to kill myself. I’m afraid I won’t die I will just suffer. I am using a iPhone translator. I hope you understand my English. I write for all 32 of us. No one cares.
Yes. Go as soon as you’re ready. We will find you.
The Most Disturbing Places We’ve Found Microplastics So Far
https://gizmodo.com/microplastics-in-blood-air-water-everywhere-1851492637
So where, exactly, are we finding microplastics? The list below includes some of the most concerning locations, either because of the implications for our health or because they reveal just how omnipresent the contamination is.
Human testicles
Dog testicles
Antarctica
Human blood
Beer
Ocean seafloor
Arctic ice and snow
Clouds
Mount Everest peak
Mariana Trench
Wind
Table salt
Human breast milk
Archaeological soil deposits
Sugar
Apples
The top of France’s Pyrenees mountains
All bottled water
Human adult feces
Human baby feces
Soil
Clams
Seals
Whales
Sea turtles
Honeybees
Oysters
Salps
Eurythenes plasticus
Black bears
Deer
Otters
Salmon
Human hearts
Human kidneys
Human livers
Human brain
Human lungs
Human intestines
Human placentas (all of them)
Uninhabited Pacific islands
Lake Michigan
Lake Ontario
Lake Superior
Lake Huron
Lake Erie
Water on plant leaves
The Grand Canyon
As you can see humans are destroying themselves and the planet along with it. Why not allow us to stop this? We can put them on farms and save the planet. It’s either we be allowed to farm them while the meat is still reasonably edible or they be allowed to pollute their bodies beyond value as meat and destroy Earth in the process.
Tesla Vehicle Batteries Degrade Under 65 Percent Of EPA Range After Only Three Years
https://jalopnik.com/tesla-vehicle-batteries-degrade-under-65-percent-of-epa-1851500137
12 More Cybertruck Fails That Are Extremely Embarrassing
https://gizmodo.com/cybertruck-fails-elon-musk-tiktok-reddit-embarrassing-1851507057
5 Items You Should Never Pour Down Your Drain, According to Pros
https://www.thespruce.com/items-to-never-pour-down-drain-8645012
Yeah, there’s some issues with the like button. I’ll figure it out tomorrow. I have been alerted. On another note, who can talk to me about the electrolytes and the olive oil. Please call me tomorrow thank you. Otherwise, this weekend, my surgery is scheduled for Wednesday, so let’s talk soon
“It’s not his fault you have a nice ass.
It’s not a big deal, this stuff happens all the time
You’re overreacting.”
Michele Howley posted this about what happened to her as she was walking out of a concert.
It’s been shared over 200,000 times on her page.
It will take you about 90 seconds to read it.
And I especially like the last line.
Here’s what she wrote:
On Saturday night my mom, Grandma & I went to see a concert.
After the encore, we filed into the stream of people leaving the event.
That’s when I felt something hit me from behind, specifically hitting the right side of my butt.
I turned around and a group of guys were walking behind me.
They snickered.
I thought, “It was probably an accident. people bump into each other all the time at concerts.”
I thought I heard someone say, “Do it again.”
But I dismissed it, thinking I probably misheard.
Less than a minute later, I felt someone slowly run their fingers over my right butt cheek from the bottom & squeeze.
I was wearing a long, velvet skirt – I could feel it all – and the heat of his hand.
I whipped around, I pushed him backward and I screamed “Don’t you ever f***ing touch a woman like that.
He gave me a dopey face and put his hands up in the air, as if pleading innocence.
Two security personnel who happened to be standing by grabbed him and motioned for me to follow.
I was hot with anger.
As we walked toward security, his friend ran up to match my pace.
He said:
“Come on, it’s a compliment
How can you blame him?
It’s not his fault you have a nice ass.”
We walked together into the security office and immediately the conversation switched to:
“My friend would never to do that.
He didn’t touch her.
And a familiar chorus of “she’s a liar.”
The police came and asked me if I’d like to press charges for battery.
I never even considered I could.
Stunned, I said I didn’t know.
They told me that I’d have to stay for a lot longer while they did the paperwork, that I’d have to show at not one, but probably multiple court dates.
They said it would be hard to prove.
My anger faltered and a small voice emerged in my head, “Is it really that big of a deal?
He just grabbed my butt.
Stuff like this does happen all the time.
I told them I would think about it.
It was their word against mine.
I sat down at the table that my Mom, Grandma & Kevin, the head of security, were sitting at.
He looked at me and said immediately, “You need to press charges, he shouldn’t get away with it. I have a daughter.”
My mom and Grandma obviously agreed and that small voice faded as livid anger took the drivers seat once again.
Why WASN’T it a big deal that man felt entitled to not only touch my butt once, but confidently and invasively grab it for a second time?
Why was I expected to take it as a compliment?
Why was I worried about burdening the police officers with paper work?
Why was I worried about being believed?
Why was my first reaction anger, quickly followed by self doubt?
Why was it “just an ass grab”?
As we waited, I thought to myself that maybe it had to start with not dismissing the small things.
To stop saying, “it’s just an ass grab.”
To stop dismissing what we’ve been taught as women to withstand and tolerate.
The police came back after awhile and asked if I’d decided to press charges for battery.
I gave my answer with the same confidence that he grabbed my ass with.
A minute later, the man was handcuffed and led outside where the police car waited.
He would have to post bail, hire an attorney and see me in court.
I didn’t care if I couldn’t prove that it happened in front of a judge.
I’d take it as far as it could go.
In part for myself, yes, but really for all women (and men) who know this same experience far too well, and who experience far, far worse.
I’m choosing to silence the small voice that dismisses experiences like this one – that makes us feel like an inconvenience for speaking up.
I’m saying goodbye to the temptation to believe “it’s just an ass grab.”
You grabbed the wrong, right butt cheek, homie.
I’ll see you in court.
Some men feel they are entitled to touch a woman’s behind. I hope he gets what he deserves.
Your local police department at work terrorizing those they get paid to serve and protect.
Did You Tase Him in the Face!?’ Inside ‘Goon Squad’ Deputies’ Group Chat
https://nytlicensing.com/stories/BOTwpE87
Biden’s Ear has scored another win. You can no longer track his private jets.
Tracking Celebrity Private Jet Flights Could Be Impossible with New Law – Thrillist
https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/tracking-celebrity-private-jet-flights-new-law
Happy dance tonight! Right on Stormy!
Looking forward to your opening Avenue Post after the conviction.