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  1. Afina says:

    To: Anonymous who posted that he/she thought Nader1 was an Alien.

    Most of us probably believe Nader1 is an alien. So your feelings on the matter are not so deep. No disrespect intended. I suspect most of the ladies wanting to meet Nader1 are looking for a relationship with an alien rather than a human male since they are mostly narcissistic liars and assholes.

    However if Nader1 is a human male, he seems to be different from the normal batch of selfish, wannabe-the-boss in a relationship males. I have been reading his comments for a few months now and I like what I hear from him.

  2. Jc says:

    There’s A ‘Right Order’ To Eat Your Food, According To Gastro Doctors — And It Can Boost Your Health

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/best-order-to-eat-food-health_l_69ef790ce4b08330e41e2abf

  3. Janet says:

    Love your observation PrP.

  4. MD says:

    Watch “They Just REMOVED Trump’s Name… And The Internet Loves It! 😳🔥 #Trump #Politics #Shorts” on YouTube

    https://youtube.com/shorts/R8TZi0X4iLw?si=VOK3BUMEq4qlWlZn

  5. MD says:

    Watch “📌LINK IN BIO! No subscriptions and installs under 5 mins? 😳 I’m sold” on YouTube

    https://youtube.com/shorts/IK7J83CI4Rc?si=ldwyf44A3YR3Kasq

  6. Jc says:

    Viral ‘Last Breath Of The Confederacy’ Speech Puts Louisiana Man On Political Map

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marshan-camese-louisiana-congressional-maps-viral-video_n_6a069ea6e4b0a33000e113d3

  7. Wendy says:

    How to Leave a Video Voicemail on FaceTime

    https://www.iphonelife.com/content/facetime-video-voicemail?&utm_source=tip_newsletter&utm_medium=email

    Would love to send you one Nader1.

  8. Clay says:

    Trump and his family are using insider trading to clean up in the market all the while claiming his investments are in a blind trust. Here’s some of the profit he made from Nvidia before he gave Nvidia permission to sell chips to China.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/outright-lies-house-dem-posts-receipts-after-eric-trump-denies-family-investments_n_6a08747fe4b0a33000e21416

  9. Md says:

    Watch “China’s tech is INSANE” on YouTube

    https://youtube.com/shorts/nrXtI0KFkt8?si=iALClPDEWsQd1KD1

    Check this out. China is kicking ass on the technology front!

  10. Jc says:

    A Nasty Melania Joke Was Cut From Netflix Kevin Hart Roast — And It’s A Doozy

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/melania-joke-netflix-kevin-hart-roast_n_6a02eb2be4b08800012718de

  11. Grace says:

    If you think that the whiteboy isn’t bat shit crazy when it comes to worshipping the man who made it acceptable to tell non whites to stay in their place, check this out.
    https://youtu.be/GouaOYOvFPo?si=WPGHIbjlRo6fmgfk

  12. Frances says:

    Watch “How the Golden Gate Bridge averted Disaster” on YouTube

    https://youtube.com/shorts/eZjbP7YLBrw?si=SqZgANy2faAo6kC7

  13. MD says:

    Watch “The CIA Can Listen To Your Through Your TV 🤯” on YouTube and that is just one thing they can do.

    https://youtube.com/shorts/1_4AEWM4BB8?si=Ki3Bih7u3OanAnWy

  14. Helen says:

    Did You Know

    Writers for That ’70s Show got creative with their titles as the show progressed; all the episode titles in season five were the titles of Led Zeppelin songs, in season six they were The Who songs, in season seven they were The Rolling Stones songs, and in season eight they were Queen songs.

    • Helena says:

      Did You Know

      Huh? as a linguistic filler that indicates the speaker is surprised or didn’t know something, is something linguists consider a universal human word.

    • Alycedale says:

      Did You Know

      The success of Sudoku, a form of number-placement puzzle, led to a 700 percent increase in British pencil sales in 2005.

  15. IYKYK says:

    Do you know any Sagittarius? I know somebody born in December. They’re a Sagittarius. I saw some similarities here and it made me laugh. How about you?

    https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1cszTNLfNN/

  16. Eunice says:

    Popular Frozen Foods Just Pulled From Shelves

    If you’ve bought frozen fried rice, ramen, or dumplings anytime in the last year or so, stop what you’re doing and go check your freezer. Ajinomoto Foods North America has recalled nearly 37 million pounds of frozen food products sold under some of the most familiar brand names in American grocery stores. We’re talking Trader Joe’s, Kroger, Ling Ling, Tai Pei, and Ajinomoto’s own label. The reason? Possible glass contamination traced back to the carrots used in the products.

    This isn’t a small, regional recall. This is one of the largest frozen food recalls in recent memory, affecting products shipped to retail locations across the entire country. Some items were even exported to Canada and Mexico. Here’s everything you need to know, including which specific products are affected, how to identify them, and what to do if you have them sitting in your freezer right now.

    How This Recall Grew So Quickly

    The recall didn’t start at 37 million pounds. It started much smaller. On February 19, 2026, Ajinomoto Foods North America first recalled about 3.37 million pounds of frozen, not-ready-to-eat chicken fried rice products. That alone would have been a big deal. But then on March 3, the company expanded the recall by roughly 33.6 million additional pounds, bringing the combined total to just under 37 million pounds. The expansion brought in 16 different products, covering fried rice, ramen, and shu mai dumpling items made with both chicken and pork.

    Then on March 20, the recall grew again. Ajinomoto added nearly 10 million more pounds of product to the list. The recall was also updated on March 9 to clarify that products with the listed lot numbers are subject to the recall regardless of best-by date. So even if the date on your bag doesn’t match exactly, the lot number is what matters.

    What Brands and Products Are Affected

    This is the part that matters most. The recall covers products sold under five brand names: Ajinomoto, Kroger, Ling Ling, Tai Pei, and Trader Joe’s. Here’s a breakdown of the specific products named in the recall:

    Trader Joe’s: Chicken Fried Rice, Vegetable Fried Rice, Japanese Style Fried Rice, and Chicken Shu Mai. The Chicken Fried Rice has best-by dates ranging from March 4, 2026, through February 10, 2027. The Vegetable Fried Rice covers best-by dates from February 28, 2026, through November 19, 2026. Japanese Style Fried Rice has best-by dates from February 28, 2026, through November 14, 2026. And the Chicken Shu Mai has best-by dates from March 13, 2026, through October 23, 2026.

    Kroger: Chinese Inspirations Chicken Fried Rice.

    Ling Ling: Restaurant Style Fried Rice Yakitori Chicken.

    Tai Pei: Chicken Fried Rice and Ultimate Fried Rice.

    Ajinomoto: Tokyo Style Shoyu (Soy Sauce) Ramen With Chicken, Authentic Japanese Style Fried Rice, Kurobuta Pork Fried Rice, and Yakitori Chicken with Japanese-Style Fried Rice (1.53-kilogram cardboard packages).

    All recalled products were produced between October 21, 2024, and February 26, 2026, which is a very wide production window. Best-by dates on the affected items range from February 28, 2026, all the way through August 19, 2027. That means even products you bought months ago and haven’t touched could be part of this recall.

    How to Check if Your Frozen Food Is Recalled

    Grab the package out of your freezer and look for two things. First, find the USDA mark of inspection on the packaging. Inside that mark, you’ll see an establishment number. The recalled products bear one of three establishment numbers: P-18356, P-18356B, or P-47971. If your product has one of those numbers, it’s part of the recall.

    Second, check the lot number. The USDA confirmed that products with the listed lot numbers are subject to the recall regardless of the best-by date printed on the package. This is an important distinction because earlier versions of the recall focused on best-by dates as the identifier. Now, the lot number is what counts.

    If you’re unsure about your specific product, you can call Ajinomoto Foods North America Consumer Affairs at (855) 742-5011 or email customercare@ajinomotofoods.com. You can also call the USDA Meat and Poultry Hotline at 888-674-6854.

    Where the Glass Came From

    This is the part that surprised a lot of people. The glass didn’t come from some factory equipment malfunction or a broken container on the production line. According to the USDA’s investigation, the contamination was traced to the carrots used as an ingredient in the products. Specifically, Ajinomoto determined that a “vegetable source ingredient” was the likely source of the glass contamination.

    The glass fragments reportedly varied in size, with pieces measuring up to 3 centimeters long and 2 to 4 millimeters wide. That’s a noticeable piece of glass. Consumer complaints about finding glass in the food were what initially alerted regulators to the problem, and the investigation snowballed from there as the company realized how many products used the same carrot supply.

    This Is a Class I Recall

    Not all recalls are created equal. The USDA classifies recalls into tiers based on severity, and this one was designated as a Class I recall, which is the most serious category. The USDA defines Class I as “a health hazard situation where there is a reasonable probability that the use of the product will cause serious, adverse health consequences or death.” That language is as serious as it gets from a federal agency.

    Despite that classification, there have been no confirmed reports of injuries linked to the recalled products as of the most recent updates. That’s the good news. But given that pieces of glass up to 3 centimeters long were found, the classification makes sense. This isn’t a situation where you want to take your chances.

    Where the Products Were Sold

    The short answer: everywhere. These products were shipped to retail locations nationwide. Trader Joe’s stores across the country carried the affected items. Kroger locations stocked their branded version. Ling Ling and Tai Pei products sit in freezer aisles at major grocery chains across the U.S. Some Ajinomoto-branded items were also exported to Canada and Mexico.

    Retailers were expected to pull affected items from shelves, and Trader Joe’s posted a notice on March 3, 2026, announcing it was recalling certain frozen products “in an abundance of caution.” But given the sheer volume of product involved (nearly 37 million pounds is a staggering amount of food), officials noted that some of these products are almost certainly still sitting in people’s freezers at home.

    What You Should Do Right Now

    If you have any of the products listed above in your freezer, do not eat them. You have two options: throw them away, or return them to the store where you bought them for a full refund. Either way, they need to go.

    This applies even if the bag looks fine and you haven’t noticed anything unusual. The glass fragments are not necessarily visible from the outside of the packaging. Some pieces are small enough that you might not spot them until they’re already mixed into a hot bowl of rice or ramen. Don’t rely on a visual inspection to decide whether your bag is safe.

    If you’ve already eaten a recalled product and have concerns, the USDA recommends calling their Meat and Poultry Hotline at 888-674-6854. You can also submit consumer complaints online at foodcomplaint.fsis.usda.gov.

    Why This One Is Such a Big Deal

    Frozen fried rice, ramen, and dumplings are some of the most popular convenience foods in America. These aren’t niche products from specialty shops. They’re the stuff that fills shopping carts at Trader Joe’s and Kroger every single week. Tai Pei and Ling Ling are staples in the frozen aisle at grocery stores from coast to coast. When a recall hits products this common, the odds that someone you know has one of these bags in their freezer are pretty high.

    The production window is also worth paying attention to. Products made between October 2024 and February 2026 are included. That’s roughly 16 months of production. And with best-by dates stretching all the way to August 2027, there are products covered by this recall that won’t “expire” for over a year from now. People who stock up on frozen food during sales or who buy in bulk could easily have multiple recalled items buried in the back of their freezer without knowing it.

    If you know anyone who regularly buys frozen fried rice or dumplings, do them a favor and pass this information along. Nearly 37 million pounds of food is a lot. The odds are better than you’d think that someone close to you is affected.

  17. Ahmad says:

    We hear that the Ear is brokering deals with Iran-backed militias who operate in several countries. Those deals involve them turning in their weapons to the countries in which they were nominally under state command.

    So far Asaib Ahl al-Haq and two others have agreed to begin handing in their weapons to the authorities. Just how fucking powerful is this Ear. He is doing something that all the bombs Israel has been dropping can’t do.

    Imam Ali Brigades has also agreed to hand over its weapons to Iraq’s armed forces. Watch this space. It is rumored that he will be heading to Syria sometime this month.

    • Malik says:

      The Ear is back in the Middle East because Baghdad has failed to take a tougher stance on armed groups. The armed groups Kataib Hezbollah and Harakat al-Nujaba, have rejected disarmament, tying the issue to Iraq’s sovereignty and the presence of foreign troops.

      Kataib Hezbollah welcomed moves by other factions to place weapons under state authority but said its own armed activity will continue as part of what it describes as “resistance work.”

      In a recent statement attributed to its Abu Mujahid al-Assaf social media channel, the group said it would offer to coordinate with the paramilitary Popular Mobilization Forces — a state-backed umbrella of mostly Shiite armed groups — rather than surrender its arms.

      The Popular Mobilization Forces was formed in 2014 to fight the Sunni militant Islamic State group, which at the time had seized a wide swath of Iraqi territory. Many of its groups still keep their own command and ties to Iran.

      Iraqi’s Prime Minister Ali al-Zaidi, who we believe was appointed with the approval of the EAR, has been working to assert state authority over weapons. Al-Zaidi, a 40-year-old banker who was sworn in last month, has made a state monopoly on arms a centerpiece of his program.

      The Ear may be trying to set that as a model for countries like Lebanon and Syria. If he is in the Middle East, you can count on a lot of blood shed.

      • Caleb says:

        If so, the Ear will have many difficulties trying to get weapons out of the hands of those militias. Many Iran-backed militias are funded through the Iraqi state budget and embedded within the security apparatus, although not under the government’s control.

        This budget is funded by the US and other western countries.

        • Hassan says:

          The countries in the Middle East had better band together and protect their people and their land against Israel and the United States. Nobody will help them but themselves. Their ancestors reclaimed their lands from the British. It is time they followed suit.

          Fuck the Ear. He works for the highest bidder.

          • Will says:

            Oh ye of so little intelligence ! It’s their religious beliefs that’ll do them in !

          • Dana says:

            Am Y’israel Chai 🇮🇱 and God Bless America 🇺🇸

          • Nancy says:

            Most middle eastern countries are American allies.

          • Nuha says:

            Funny stuff.
            Those adult males can’t even protect their people from each other. All they do is act like pimps. They force their females to be sexual cows that they buy, sell, trade by justifying it with their pedophile religion.

          • Heidi says:

            The Ear likes to say: “ The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”

            So look for a lot of blood being spilt.

            • Safa says:

              Israel has been begging the Ear to assist with their fight with Hezbollah in Lebanon. I hope he answers the call. Israeli attacks have killed more than 3,500 people since Hezbollah drew Lebanon into the wider Middle East war on March 2, firing rockets at Israel in retaliation for U.S.-Israeli strikes that killed Iran’s supreme leader.

              Nearly one million people have fled their homes while more than 1.2 million are facing acute food insecurity. I can understand Israel wanting to stop Hezbollah from bombing their people, but killing innocent Lebanese isn’t the answer.

              If the Ear can eliminate the leaders of Hezbollah without harming the innocent people of Lebanon, I’m all for it.

          • Teddy says:

            what are you talking about? look at the globe from all of northern africa through the middle east, to pakistan, to malaysia and indonesia the largest alt right religious non-secular empire to ever exist on this planet. you could also come on down to Frisco Tx and my god it looks like iran. as a non-religious person this is the biggest threat to the secular west.

        • Ray says:

          And there are still those who want to negotitate with Iran…there’s no negotitaing with people who cannot be trusted.

      • Pedro says:

        Iraq, now that is the country W Bush started a needless war in, that bled into Afghanistan that Biden ended correct? God I miss Biden.

    • Tom says:

      The Abraham Accord and the current defeat of Iran (soon) will be something finally breaking thousands of years of religious hate…and let the middle-east move on from living in the past.

      What ONE man has done to reshape the middle east for the better…is historically huge. Just Iran would be monumental…but in totality…absolutely amazing.

      You can comment that it won’t happen or just blab more hate about Trump…but if he succeeds…only blind fools will say otherwise.

      • Tessa says:

        Tom, isn’t this the mess that you and the NeoChristian’s created back in the Bush era. The American Neo-Christians and the Muslim extremists are so similar that it’s frightening. All in the name of God. Shame on you,

        • Michelle says:

          Word! The only difference between the pedophile Muslims and the pedophile American Neo-christians is their country of origin.

  18. PrP says:

    Why’d you beam him down into a War zone? Get that guy out of there, please.

    • D]7 says:

      Thank you for your notice. We have corrected the mistake.

      • PrP says:

        It’s happened again; please revisit the area. I received a new caller. And from what I could understand over the very loud shelling is RKIO]D or RKIO]E. He was alone; the girl didn’t show up. Please get him out of there.

      • PrP says:

        I just received my third caller asking for help to evacuate. This time, this caller wasn’t only calling for themselves, and expressed that there are more than 100 (maybe 180?) of them there that need assistance immediately. Thank you.

  19. Irene says:

    So you bitches and niggers who voted for tRump thought you were clever. How does this make you feel. Pete Hegseth removes all women and some Black service members from navy promotion list:

    The US defense secretary, Pete Hegseth, stripped nine navy officers including women and Black service members from a promotion list last month, according to a person familiar with the matter, resulting in an all-male, overwhelmingly white slate of 22 advancing as nominees to become one-star admirals.

    Hegseth’s unusual intervention violated promotion rules designed to be merit-based and apolitical, the New York Times said on Tuesday, and extended the Trump administration’s push to eliminate diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) in the military.

    Guess you idiots can find a way to kiss white ass while you ponder the error of your choices. LOL.

  20. Suzy says:

    Would anyone here have any feedback on if this product actually works, before I spend the money it? I had a UV light put on my AC handler in my attic already but I still get a little funky smell when the blower kicks on after being off for a while. The AC guy said the UV light can kill the bacteria but only on the unit and does nothing for smells. He said a HEPA filter was very expensive and too restrictive and said in his opinion this Halo would work better. Reddit seems to be conflicted about this one – I guess in 2022 they were sued from some false claims (I haven’t had chance to look up that matter yet.)

    HALO-LED® Whole Home In-Duct Air Purifier
    HALO LED® whole home in-duct air purifier uses our revolutionary REME-LED® technology to improve air quality throughout your air-conditioned spaces. Easily installed in new or existing air conditioning system ductwork, HALO LED® actively reduces airborne bacteria, viruses, odors, mold and allergens ensuring excellent indoor air quality throughout your home.

    The HALO LED®, with new integrated airflow switch, is zero ozone certified and provides a longer product life with improved energy efficiency. A convenient Countdown Day Timer now offers visual indication for when it’s time to replace your REME-LED® cell.

    Meets California ozone emissions limit. CARB certified.
    Verified Zero Ozone to UL 2998 Standard.

  21. Rewe says:

    In 2021, at least 866 million people worldwide developed foodborne disease, the report estimates, and 1.52 million people died as a result. These illnesses and deaths also caused a financial toll of $647 billion (USD) in lost productivity, after adjusting for cost-of-living differences between countries.

    Nearly all cases of foodborne disease were caused by germs (860 million), the report further found. And though children under five are only 9% of the world’s population, they accounted for nearly one-third of all cases. Meanwhile, a disproportionate amount of food-related deaths (over a million) were linked to metal contamination, particularly inorganic arsenic (42% of deaths) and lead (31%), both of which can raise the risk of heart disease and cancer.

  22. PrP says:

    No one is answering the line .. an update would be nice even if it’s only here

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