trouble with teleports

just amusing myself here …

Thank you for reading today's post. Have an InterStellar Day! ~PrP

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30 Responses to trouble with teleports

  1. R^7/3 says:

    Many are still at the Gates. The magnet lost is plaguing entries. Any help that can be provided will be very welcome.

  2. D/x6 says:

    This notice may go unneeded. The secrecy behind the find is now greater than the lost.

    • P says:

      How so? I do not believe any of us would cooperate with earthlings concerning super magnets.

  3. Li3 says:

    We are working to clear the Gate backlog.
    The situation requires the utmost certainty about preventing another lost.

    • T^/5 says:

      Why not increase the punishment for failure to take the proper precautions where required? Presently, you are punishing those who have maintained the highest standards in protecting hardware integrity.

  4. DeNossh says:

    I agree with T^/5. The way this situation is being handled is severely hindering the cooperation we have with earthlings on earth. Communication and assistance can not be rendered due to staff shortages and/or qualified personnel to make the assistance happen.

  5. A^2/× says:

    We are in. Any personnel who has used other means to make entry please make your secure attempt to report in now.

  6. K11/w6 says:

    Tport made it in. Mother ship poised to render assistance to any other party who now needs to link with us.

  7. Li3 says:

    Please check in via h(/6_6). Then ride the Avenue when cleared. Security fronds upon contact via the Avenue prior to security clearance.

  8. PrP says:

    Everyone knows I don’t censor anyone here but some of ya’all need to censor your damn selves! Sheez….

    • F^9/34 says:

      And who do you suggest needs to be more circumspect?

    • G^9/3 says:

      Are you suggesting that we censor our disdain for the creatures who think they are the sole intelligent stewards of earth? I hesitate when I refer to the cattle as “intelligent,” considering the tiny intellect they possess. I defer to those who see potential in the cattle.
      We have occupied earth’s seas for centuries. Today they are so polluted as to constitute a reason to discipline the cattle. But for the wishes of the drovers and the optimists, we would have long ago drowned the beasts.

  9. PrP says:

    …or not. I’m just saying. Don’t say I didn’t say.

    • T^/5 says:

      Actually F^9, was correct. You really didn’t say. Your position entitles you to an opinion worthy of intersectional analysis and reply.
      Exactly what do you think has been uttered too boldly?

      • PrP says:

        Seriously? If I felt it was a problem then why would I draw attention to it again?

  10. R7^1y says:

    My mission is severely compromised by the lack of key personnel to do their jobs. Li3, you need to polish your methods.

  11. V^9/4[_6 says:

    G^9/3, intelligent? Nay ! Their only redeeming quality is the abundance of meat they provide. But are they really worth the mess they create? We have farmed thousands of planets. This is the only one were the food shits where it eats.

  12. Tom says:

    This could be interpreted as being hostile. I thought visitors from outer space were benign.

    • George says:

      Fuck you Tom. This is our planet and we will fight to the death for it. PrP, you can censor that if you want to, but it won’t change the human will to protect what is his.

      • Ellen says:

        Typical male response. Who actually cares what a male thinks is his?

        • George says:

          You man hating dyke bitch. Men made this world. You can sit on your yellow couch and write the man hating diatribe you do in comfort and safety because of men who tamed the land. Kiss my ass bitch.

  13. Maria says:

    Ellen get under your skin a bit Georgie? The truth has a way of doing that.

    • PrP says:

      Let’s also remind George women made the world – he wouldn’t be here without one

  14. Fatimah says:

    LOL. George, put a sock in that cesspool you call a mouth.

  15. Azula says:

    Little penis, big mouth, eh George.

  16. Troy says:

    PrP, you think that some of these dykes should take your advice and censor themselves?

  17. D says:

    The Gates are slow because some of you leave caution outside the 4. Pick up your responsibility to the Directive and we all will benefit.

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