Everything you never wanted to know, and some stuff you should. The Universe wants this posted today, so I guess somebody has a need to know. Let’s dedicate this one to the vamps.
TIL: bed bugs occur in 1 out of 1000 homes. But before the 1950s, 1 out of 3 homes had bed bugs!! To which the famous quote is attributed: “sleep tight; don’t let the beg bugs bite.” What’s more, 50% of the population has no adverse reaction to being fed upon(!) And, these little suckers (<–pun!) can live up to a year without feeding too.
It’s also…INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY!!!! Yay! Best wishes for ALL OF US!
Here’s a cute piece on 100 bad ass women from herstory.
Be especially grateful to the Moms today – you’d probably not be here without one.
Thank you for reading today's post. Have an InterStellar Day! ~PrP
Aliens, my vision getting weaker, how can I improve it?
This question for the one who don’t eat humans 😬
Depends on the reason your vision is getting weaker. If it is because of some physical error on your part, that has to be corrected, before assistance is given.
The only physical thing I can think of is watching videos on my tiny phone. I think it’s because of age.
Vitamins A, C, and E are essential for maintaining good eye health. B vitamins and other nutrients can also be good for the eyes.
Deficiencies in particular vitamins can increase the risk of some eye conditions, such as cataracts, glaucoma, and age-related macular degeneration. Research suggests that some vitamin and mineral supplements may help protect against or slow the development of these conditions
Is it too wicked for me to ask my new hire to write the rejection letters to the other applicants who didn’t get their job?
Hell no. Actually your new hire will probably love the assignment.
Shit that would be the easiest assignment ever. All he/she has to write is “sorry, I got the job.”
I think we are pretty well saturated now. Thank you.
I second that. Thank you.
On earth if you have power and money, you will get the most beautiful women in the world. I am an alien. So far the girls and the men I have seen are all philistines.
The women I make love to tell me I have the biggest dick they have ever seen. I know they are lying, but I don’t care as I am not really interested in making love to them. Frankly, I don’t understand what all the excitement is about.
If this is what earth money can get, I will soon lose interest in money.
It’s because you haven’t been knee deep in this pussy. 💋
OMG! Love a woman who knows what she can do. I don’t want to offend, but I’m sure it is wet, tight and sweet.
Hey, aliens, all men and women are not the same. Don’t give up so soon. A good woman is more than worth the wait. Like Anoymous, an intelligent woman offers more than just sex, but when she commits to giving a man that pleasure, she’s all in.
JOKES:
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the backyard.
Then they heard voices.
Three men had broken into the greenhouse.
Scared, they called the police.
The dispatcher replied he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls.
The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again.
He told Dispatch, “Don’t worry about sending an officer, I shot the robbers and now the dogs are eating their bodies!”
In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers red-handed!
One of the cops asked the old man, “I thought you said you shot the robber and your dogs were eating them.
“The old man replied, “I thought you said, there weren’t any officers available.”
Two guys were out fishing on the lake when a hearse and a funeral procession passed the boat on a nearby road.
One of them stood up and held his fishing hat over his heart as the hearse passed. His buddy commented, “Gee, Harry, that was really nice and respectful!”
To which Harry replied, “Well, after all we were married 40 years.”
Joke:
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
“What’s that big brass gong for?” one of the guests asked.
“Why, that’s the talking clock” the man replied.
“How does it work?”
“Watch”, the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,
“For f*ck sake, you w*nker, it’s 2 am in the f*cking morning!!”
JOKE:
A husband and wife went to see a marriage counselor.
The wife said to the counselor, “I’ve been married to this man for 10 years, and I’m sensing that the romance just isn’t what it used to be.”
“And what makes you get that sense?” asked the counselor.
“Subtle indicators,” said the wife. “For example, he used to always kiss me on the cheek before he left for work, but now he doesn’t do that anymore.”
Turning to the husband, the marriage counselor said, “And are these feelings mutual?”
The husband replied, “Yes, I would say so. You see, I’ve been married to this woman for 10 years, and I too have picked up on a subtle sign that the romance isn’t what it used to be.”
“And what is that?”
The husband replied, “Because she made me come to marriage counseling.”
Hey Paul here is a joke that truly demonstrates how most men think.
Joke;
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?”
“What dear?” she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
”I think you’re bad luck.”
What is the one true crime case you just can’t get over?
I can’t get this one out of my head after I first heard it. Josef Fritzl was an Austrian serial rapist and one-time indirect killer who held his daughter, Elisabeth, captive in his basement for several years.
His horrific crime shocked the world when it came to light in 2008.
It began when Josef lured eighteen year old Elisabeth into the basement of their family home with promises of a surprise birthday present. Once she was down there, he locked her up and refused to let her go until twenty-four years later when police were finally alerted by a letter written by one of the seven children that Josef had fathered with Elisabeth while she was imprisoned.
During this time period, Josef subjected Elizbeth to physical abuse as well as psychological torture including threats that if anyone found out about what he had done then both herself and her children would be killed or sent away forever.
He also deprived them all of basic necessities such as food and medical care which led directly to two deaths; those being two babies born prematurely due lack proper nutrition for their mother during pregnancy . Furthermore, after each birth, Josef returned all but one child back into captivity where they suffered from severe malnutrition throughout their childhoods .
The sheer cruelty displayed by this man is beyond comprehension yet despite living under these conditions for so long none other than Elizabeth’s own courage enabled them all eventually escape from this nightmare alive.
Her bravery should serve as an example to us all on how even in dire situations we can still find strength within ourselves no matter what life throws at us .
JOKE:
A pregnant woman got into a car accident and was rushed to the hospital. She soon went into a coma.
When she awoke from her coma, she noticed she was no longer pregnant. She asked the doctor what had happened.
“Well, first the good news,” said the doctor. “While you were comatose, you gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl. They’re both healthy. However… your brother came to the hospital when he found out you were in a coma. And after we had to do emergency delivery, since you were unconscious at the time, your brother was the one to fill out the birth certificates.”
After hearing this, the woman cried out, “Oh, no! I know my brother! He has four kids named Dinky, Lollipopping, Quoyoton, and Goldengirl! I know he would give my kids some cutesy, unusual names that are awful! Why did this have to happen to me? Ugh!”
The doctor said, “Well, he named the girl Denise.”
“What, really?” said the woman. “Wow, I’m surprised. That’s actually not that bad of a name. Wow, I’m impressed! I knew he would come through for me!”
The doctor continued, “And he named the boy… DeNephew.”
JOKE:
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said: “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: “My monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said: “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”
Be careful out there using dating apps. Organizations are buying your dating info to use against you. A conservative Catholic group in Colorado bought mobile app tracking data worth millions of dollars in order to identify gay priests across the US.
According to a Washington Post investigation(Opens in a new window), Denver-based Catholic Laity and Clergy for Renewal exclusively used commercially available information in its bid to track and locate gay priests. The data spans 2018 through 2021 and includes gay dating and hookup apps like Grindr, Scruff, Growlr, and Jack’d, as well as OkCupid. The Post found that most of the data appears to be from Grindr.
In its hunt for gay priests, Catholic Laity purchased data from ad brokers that showed the type of device, its location, the device ID, and the internet service provider being used along with other identifiers. The group then cross-referenced the legally purchased data with church residences that house priests.