Roy Wood, Jr. = priceless! Do know of him? He is a very funny comedian, and on point too. Enjoy!
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Love him! Thanks, PrP for the laughter before I go to bed! I needed that. đ¤Łđ đ¤Ł
Michelle: you never tell me that you like any of my jokes? I got feelings too.
Youâre correct, Paul. And I actually like many of the jokes posted hereâŚsome more than others. And Iâve never commented on them. I really liked your cops and robbers joke, a few posts back. Keep âem coming. đ¤Łđđ¤ŁThe humor is very much needed from you and all the others who post them here. Thank you!
Thanks for the mention. My girlfriend is so delighted. She considers herself a Girlz.
You’re welcome.
Ahh sweet. Your girlfriend must have been reading my blog back in the day. :)) Does she ever write in here?
Yes Maâam, I write in. I have been using various pseudonyms, but for you my real name is Asma. I live in Islamabad. There are many new members of your fan club here. We share some of your old blogs. I am 43 now, but I stay in shape in the case that you need me. I and a few others teach and train Girlz here to be ready should you need us to come up. My sister and two cousins went up when they were, 19,19, and 23. At the time I wanted to stay and look after our mother. She passed away 17 months ago. I have been looking to the sky for any sign of Nawaal, Irha, and Miraal.
They promised to come back to get me when mama died. If I am not too old could you send for me and my best friend Badria. We work in the tourist department and speak several languages. I love you.
JOKE:
Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom.
On the way back to bed, he passed his parents room. When he looked in, he noticed the covers bouncing.
He called to his dad, “Hey Dad, what are you doing?”
The dad answered, “Playing Cards”.
Little Johnny asked, “Whose your partner?”
The dad answered, “Your mum”.
Little Johnny then passed by his older sister’s room. Again, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his sister, “Hey Sis, what are you doing?”
The sister answered, “Playing Cards.”
Little Johnny asked, “Whose your partner?”
She answered, “My boyfriend, Paul.”
A little later, the Dad got up and went to the bathroom (naturally).
As he passed Little Johnny’s room, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his son, “Hey son, what are you doing?”
Little Johnny answered, “Playing Cards.”
The Dad asked, “Really? Whose your partner?”
Little Johnny answered,… “You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand!
JOKE:
‘Big John’ staggers out of the saloon and onto the street only to find that his horse has been painted yellow. He storms back into the bar screaming and cursing and promising a painful death to the man who did this.
âStand up you cowardly Dog! Iâve got something to say to you!â.
A huge mountain of a man stands up at the back of the saloon.
Heâs dripping knives and guns.
He roars out to Big John, âI painted ya horse yella⌠What have you got to say to meâ?
Big John: âThe first coatâs dryâ.
JOKE:
Whatâs the difference between a mistress, a prostitute and a wife?
The mistress says âOhhh, are you done already, baby?â
The prostitute says âHey, you done, yet?â
The wife says âBeige. I think Iâll paint the ceiling beige.â
One day when he was a young boy, Cain went up to his parents Adam and Eve and said, âWhere do people come from?”
Adam said, âWe came from the Garden of Eden. God made me first and I was in a utopian paradise. There was all sorts of good food to eat there.â
Cain said, “So why aren’t we still in the Garden of Eden?â
Adam said, “That was your mother’s fault. God made her next and she ate us out of house and home.â
For me this is one of your best post ever. I love Roy Wood, Jr.
nice. thanks for the comment.
If a coyote attacked a dog and you were around, what would be the best strategy to try to fight off the coyote?
By the time the coyote is attacking the dog, itâs late in the day to mount a defense.
Most coyotes are looking for a meal, not a fight, so if your dog is as big or bigger than an average coyote, theyâre probably going to let him be.
If you have a small dog, and youâre in an area where coyotes are known to go after small animals, then you need to be defensive.
If the dog belongs to you, you can start protecting it by keeping it on a leash when you go out with it. (And not one of those âreelâ leashesâ a good, old-fashioned 6-foot or shorter leash. If your dog wonât walk on a non-reel leash, you might want to teach him.)
Coyotes will nearly always avoid coming so close to a human. Keep your dog close to you and donât let it go off leash. Save the off-leash play for a fenced dog park or someplace that doesnât have coyotes.
The typical coyote attack on a small animal is a quick dash, grab and run. They want to get away quick without a fight.
In my neck of the woods, people who walk their dogs in areas where coyotes are a problem usually carry a stick, which they can brandish at a coyote if they see one. Thatâs usually enough to convince a coyote to look for dinner elsewhere if the dog stays close to the human.
Most people I know of who walk dogs in coyote territory also carry pepper spray or mace, just in case.
You have to be aware of your surroundings and on the lookout for coyotes. People I know of who live in close proximity to coyotes talk to their neighbors, try to keep in touch with people in the area who take note of coyote activity. The internet is helpful this way.
When itâs known that coyotes are snatching animals out of yards, people who care about their pets stop letting pets go out in the yard unsupervised.
I know this isnât exactly the answer youâre looking for, but if it comes down to fighting off a coyote that already has your pet in its mouth, youâ and your petâ have probably already lost the battle, because coyotes donât waste their time once theyâve grabbed their prey. Theyâre going to try to kill it quick. Best case scenario, youâre going to have a grievously injured pet and a huge vet bill.
Isnât it better to focus on how to avoid having to fight off a coyote in the first place?
It was BEYOND lovely to hear that voice this morning. You have made my day! Welcome back!
Hi. It’s Gavin Newsom – reaching out to previous donors with some important news:
Earlier today I launched a PAC – the Campaign for Democracy. We’re going to take the fight to Republicans who cry “Freedom” yet work overtime to take away rights and dismantle our democracy.
Democrats have a great story to tell. We should be on offense.
You are someone who has been there for me before, and I am humbly asking for your help again:
Can you please make a $25 contribution to become a Founding Donor to my Campaign for Democracy PAC? We’ll be tracking donations at this link: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/cfd-txt-mar-23?refcode=txt230330-d-a
Thank you. – Gavin
You know ~
I thought I might have gotten some shit for this post. And some know what I know and why I think that.
I called myself out. I would have been honored if some of you did too.
So many donât.That in itself is sad. BUT OKAY TOO
But when I am gone and this is here. ⌠. I stand behind it.
Humor = Love = Laughter = simpatico = compassion = LOVE
360 degrees
(369 in My World – but no one is counting
My assistants not in my time zone will ensure the Avenue is our record.
To those this calls to – write.
Write
WRITE
I am a big fan of your choices of topics. This was a very good one too.
You are not on alert to check your using volcanos on Venus for ship power. You have almost shut down the release value effect those volcanos are responsible for. Venus generateS heat as its radioactive elements decay at its core.
Volcanos are the source for the release of that energy. Your misuse of those volcanos threatens to explode the planet.
Since Venus is roughly the same size of the planet earth, if it explodes it will shift earth out of his orbit. The result is that beings on the planet will be flung into space. You will not be allowed to cause this to happen. Cease immediately or be destroyed.
Y*/3 has no right to request the return of more of the people on flight MH370. We took the necessary measure to intercept and protect our people aboard the flight. We gave them the opportunity to identify and retrieve their personnel and we even allowed them to take selected humans. Now they have decided that the rehabilitation of humans we accomplished should be made available to them. They are suggesting that we do this by sending to them a percent of those humans we worked on,
We have refused and are now being pressured by the suggestion that we can be boarded once we leave the aegis of ËĂ´ ´Ăâ´â°Oâ°Ë This appears to be a direct rejection of ËĂ´Ë´Ăâ´â°Ăâ°âs legitimate reach. We are asking you to guarantee our right to resist a much larger Mothership.
Your right has been guaranteed. Refer all further communications from Y*/3 to us. They have been informed that their entry privileges have been revoked. Anyone inside the Gate caught working with them will be disciplined. They have been told to return all but their people back to you. That should be the final communication they have with you. Should you encounter problems with them outside ËĂ´ ´Ăâ´â°Ăâ°âs Realm, they will find that his reach can be formidable.
Why is it that you give more attention to the aliens to earth who come from a planet dominated by flesh oriented beings. We represent aliens visiting earth who come from planets dominated by vegetation. We hear the screams of so many plants on earth as they are being injured by humans. Just because human ears can hear their screams or other their attempts to communicate with them doesnât mean humans get to treat them as non feeling entities. If you are going to take some of the humans to safety, then we insist on taking some of our vegetation friends also. We are âinsistingâ with all do respect to ËĂ´ ´Ăâ´â°Ăâ°.
You are from the Left sise quadrant of the Milkyway. On this side animals rule. Such is the way of life.
The Eastern Woodlands of the United States has been a nexus for stratified civilization since 3500 B.C. The Mississippi River area was even home to its own independent cradle of agriculture known as the Eastern Agricultural Complex, from which we still have popular vegetables like squash and sunflower. The peoples that farmed these crops have been traditionally termed the âMound Buildersâ, so named for their apparent proclivity towards earthworks. The term is a bit dated now, and archaeologists today are able to differentiate specific cultures, but âmound-building peoplesâ is often still used to describe the cultures in general.
n general, inbreeding leads to genetic defects in both nonhuman animals and animals.
So next time you plan to sleep with your sister, dear reader, at least use some form of birth control.
Cheers !
Lâamour est un je-ne-sais-quoi, qui vient je-ne-sais-oĂš, et qui finit je-ne-sais-quand.
And just like that – in love all over again â¤ď¸. Xoxo
For the first time in decades, Tulare Lake had returned.
Once the biggest body of fresh water west of the Mississippi, Tulare Lake was four times the size of Lake Tahoe, home to bands of Yokut Indians and millions of birds and other wildlife, but it was sucked dry by farmers before fully disappearing by the mid-20th century. The lakebed is now home to some of the planetâs major suppliers of cotton, tomatoes and other crops.
But occasionally, during an especially wet winter, the lake comes back to life.
After the barrage of atmospheric rivers that have swept through California over the past three months, Tulare Lake has not only reappeared, but it has also grown to cover 30 square miles â and could expand to 200 square miles in the coming months.
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We do know what we are doing. You asked for Liquid help in California. We are providing it.