Don’t you just love “Bill & Hobbes,” from the mind of Bill Watterson? He is an American cartoonist that ran syndicated in the mid-80s; it ended in 1995. Tales of a 6 yo Calvin and his Tiger friend Hobbs. One of the best there ever was imo.
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I agree. I loved his sense of being. I have just about his complete collection. Thanks for remembering.
Isn’t it about time you left for a warmer environment? You originally planed to land on Venus which has the kind of temperature you require to survive. The fire that you have kept alive under Mount Wingen for about 6,000 years in order for your people to survive is a testament to your unwillingness to admit your mistake in navigation.
We will assist you in relocating to Venus or Mercury. Both would be ideal for the type of temperature you require for a comfortable existence. Frankly burning all that coal and exhaling the fumes for 6,000 years should end. If there is a nuclear hit on Australia, the resulting release of gas and flames may impede the rescue of some of our New South Wales people who will be brought up.
We haven’t heard you admonishing the Aztecs (E*/`). They practiced human sacrifice, and not just once in a while but during every one of their festivals (18 in total) to the extent that they declared war on other Mesoamerican peoples for the purpose of obtaining slaves to sacrifice.
Of course, we know they were eating those “sacrifices.” Our heat is hurting anyone. We like were we are. If the humans blow up our mountain, they deserve what they get.
One of the most famous stories tells of a princess from an allied people who was promised in marriage to an Aztec prince: when the time for the marriage came, the priest took her to a secluded room and, with the help of handmaidens, killed her, skinned her, and wore her skin as a cloak to then perform a propitiatory dance, all in front of the bride’s father who, full of pain, saw what remained of his daughter worn by the priest.
That was not the only horrifying custom: the Aztecs used the blood of killed enemies and sacrificed slaves as paint to decorate the walls of their houses and their skulls as decorative objects. The Spaniards who arrived with the conquistadors were shocked by the number of human sacrifices made and the practice of cannibalism. Suffice it to say that during the conquest of Mexico, the peoples subdued by the Aztecs were quite happy to ally with the Spaniards just to get rid of them.
You humans have been much crueler to each other than any alien. After Peral Harbor the US President FDR wanted to throw a punch at Japan. The US Navy needed a morale boost and he wanted Japan to feel the burn.
So a daring plan was concocted to launch US bombers from an Aircraft Carrier and bomb Tokyo.
It worked somehow and 16 B-35 bombers managed to bomb a few military and government targets in Tokyo- including some near the Emperors Palace.
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The B-25 pilots ran out of fuel and had to ditch in occupied China. Luckily for them, Chinese Guerrillas helped evacuate them to safety.
The Japanese response to this? They bombed Chinese civilians and killed 250,000 innocent people. This is how Japan operated.
The list of Japanese war crimes is insane.
They experimented on human beings, even infants. These experiments were so brutal they make Saw look like a joke
They massacred entire cities, even holding contests for who could kill the most children
Rape was beyond widespread in Japanese occupied territories
Women were abducted from Korea and other Asian nations to serve as sex slaves for the army
POWs from everywhere were treated horribly. American POWs were better off being in Nazi hands
Japan didn’t follow the “rules of war”. If they captured an American they would torture them at night in the hopes of drawing an American response. They also aimed for medics and priests- something the German’s didn’t even really do (at least against the US)
A lot of attention is given to the nukes and fire bombings of Japan and rightfully so. However, it is often forgotten how evil and demented the Japanese were. By some estimates, China lost more people than even the USSR in WW2. Around 10 million Chinese civilians were massacred by Japanese forces.
At least what the Aztec killed they ate.
Many of you are complaining about the support that we are giving to the people that you send to earth as humans. We send assistance 24/7 to rescue your personnel for mistakes that wouldn’t be necessary if your personnel spend more time in the Simulator learning the language of the human population your people were tasked with mimicking.
We are here soliciting help from many on the various idioms and other language terms that need to be considered and mastered BEFORE you send them to be long time members of the race or country you choose.
In this lecture, you tasked with discussing the contributing factors responsible for numerous rescues of alien personnel, sensu lato.
You failed to address the more specific needs, as in giving examples.
They are dilatory masters in pulling out all the stops to delay a test. Many avoid being tested on their ability to pass as humans.
Why not send them down in pairs and have the one who is making the mistake be sibilated by the one who knows better? It is a normal human behavior and will not draw inordinate attention to either of them.
That may not work as well as you seem to think it will because some of their malapropisms are too obvious.
Don’t some of those suits look alike? That would cause an anomaly. Are you presenting as twins?
The larger earthquake you have planned for Northern California should be cleared in specific.
I just got a call from someone who will not be pleased if she suffers any loss as a result of your earthquake. I’d make it a small one if I were you.
I’m curious…What exactly do those who have this earthquake planned mean when they say “larger?” Is this to give some relief to a much larger earthquake or something else altogether? Thank you.
If you humans were as concerned about the environment as you are about your personal safety, we wouldn’t need to remind you to be more concerned with a natural disaster.
Fair enough. That’s logical.
That’s why we like you. While others miss our meaning you keep track of the notabilia others might not pay attention to. Hence, we will give you deference.
Is that why you hit off the coast of Japan? What makes that right?
Thank you.
Older people are starting to use dating apps to find partners later in life, and opsigamy might be on the rise. So why are my kids so upset that I found a young man to tickle this pussy when I neeed some loving.
They didn’t blink 9 year ago when their then 61 year old father left me for a 27 year old slut. The bitch was younger than his two daughters and his 39 year old son. I got $42 million out of it which I turned into $383 million. So now I want to retire to the pleasure this find young thang can give me.
We are the ones that told you about this blog, and you go airing your filthy desires on it. We have friends that read this thing too.
Dad made his “slut” sign a prenup before he married her. We know because he previewed it with us before he invited us to the wedding. If you had spent more time staying in shape, he might not have left your obese ass.
We are not as much upset as we are amazed that you found a tasteless grifting bastard who was willing to marry you. May I add that we have not seen the prenup.
Bitch were is the Pre-Nup? Your kids have a steak in that money. If that big black bastard, fucks you to death, he will get most of that money if you don’t have a good Will.
Are you out of your mind? Look at that nigger. He ain’t having no trouble bedding bitches. He is NOT in love as you seem to think.
I know what you see in him. I fucked him and bought that car he’s driving. The dick’s good, but don’t mistake a great orgasm for love.
You are one shameless whore. The black dick on that boy is so black the balls on him look like to big chunks of coal. His dick looks like some deformed log with his small head and huge shaft. No way will you be accepted in our circles with that beast on your arms. Your best bet is to find some other place to lie with your Montego.
All these comments sounds a bit envious to me. I just a little old lady from Holland. Nothing is more hygge to me than being under a warm blanket in front of a fire with my man.
So have at it you jealous bitches and/or envious little dick men.
You go girl. I tried to remain calm when you told me about all the cruel things people were saying about your fine black stud. But I burst into cachinnation when I started reading this jealous shit.
I heard some aliens talking about their next meal, and I quote. “ I hope there will be a preponderance of human meat dishes at the buffet but I am also looking forward to some B, G, and Es on list of items for the buffet.”
You are disgusting cannibals. We are not “items” for your plate.
Dépends on whose food chain you are on, don’t it?
Did You Know
The original name of the iconic SR-71 Blackbird was actually the RS-71 Blackbird, but Lyndon Johnson accidentally reversed the letters of the name during the announcement of the plane, the press ran with it, and the name stuck.
What is your mission, aspiration, or purpose? What do you live for? What matters most to you?
Write a few words to capture your thoughts:
We say this to everyone we are about to eat. If their answers move us we don’t. Out of the tens of thousands we have posed these questions to only 4 have been returned to earth intact. What does that say about you useless humans?
I’m from New York. What it says is you fucking aliens are disgusting.
I recently spent some time with the immortal. I told him that I was prepared to go on my own terms since I have been diagnosed with terminal stage 4 colon cancer. I asked him to be in the room with me when I took the euthanasia pill. I said that I would prefer not doing it at home or to go back to anywhere I’ve been happy. I told him that I wanted do it in a place that I wasn’t surrounded by familiar things, intimate things, or personal memories. I said that I preferred some unknown place that would be comfortable and safe, and not too far away. I told him that I had asked most of my best or closest friends. They all refused. They just tried to convince me otherwise.
He said that he would do it because most of those who knew that he was immortal and were about to die tried to hold on to their very last breath while pleading with him to save their sorry asses. He said that it was a pleasure to see someone take death with such calm. He smiled and said that he would be delighted to do it IF —— I would allow him to cut out and eat my heart once I was dead. I must have looked as startled as I felt, because he stopped smiling and said with a wry grin, “What?” Then with a low tone, “you won’t miss it you’ll be dead.”
I wished with all my might that I had brought my gun with me. I would have shot the bastard on the spot. He looked at me and said “oh, never mind, I’ll just dig you up and eat it later.” “I only asked to do it before they bury you because that embalming fluid tastes so bad.”
He chuckled and then said that he had to go, but if I couldn’t find a friend to do it, and I changed my mind about him eating my heart to not hesitate to call him.
Fuck the gun, if I had had the strength I would have strangled that evil son of a bitch right then and there.
Hey, I can identify with you. He once told me he’d like to meet some entity who knew how to suffer without making someone feel guilty about it. We spent 43 years trying to kill it. What we didn’t realize is that he knew that we were trying to kill him. What we didn’t realize is that he was secretly killing us off thousands at a time. By the time we connected the dots, he had murdered more than half of our mothership’s occupants.
When we told him we knew he was responsible for more than a million deaths, he smiled and said “everybody but me has to die sometime, I just made it sooner than later.” We ejected it from the ship and hoped it would die or spend an eternity in space.
So you think trying to kill someone doesn’t justify retaliation in kind? I hope HE comes back and gets the rest of you.
Did You Know
Except for the letter Q, every letter of the alphabet shows up in the names of the various states in the United States.
A lot of aliens are watching the immortal at least that’s what I hear my question is why ?Do you feel that he’s a danger to earthlings or do you feel that he’s a danger to you guys?
NASA has launched a new mission to say sorry to the aliens. It’s called Apollo G.