45 years on! GTFO!

Happy Birthday, ________.

You gave The World a big FU 45 years ago.

And you’re still standing at 59.

Who would have thunk it? And what does that represent? ___ and ___ tether. They have their dance. ___ is that but not. Happy Birthday!!

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Thank you for reading today's post. Have an InterStellar Day! ~PrP

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15 Responses to 45 years on! GTFO!

  1. Michelle says:

    Sharon: You wrote, “My husband, Vincent has spent railing against gays. He is a confirmed republican. We have 3 daughters and 2 sons who are also confirmed republicans. Yesterday I caught him in bed with one of our daughters’ boyfriend. There he was with his ass in the air and Kent shoving dick up his ass. I sat stunned and watched for about 5 minutes. I left when he started sucking Kent’s dick. Do I tell my daughter or just continue with their wedding plans? We are a family that hasn’t had a divorce in over 50 years. I’d hate for me to be the one that causes the first.”

    In my opinion there are quite a few reasons to tell. Starting with 1) This is not a secret you should keep for your own safety and hers. If you don’t your daughter will eventually find out if she doesn’t get ill before then, and she’ll hate you if she found out you knew and didn’t tell her. 2) Speaking of getting ill, your husband sucked on Kent’s dick right after Kent was shoving his dick up your husband’s ass! Hello! I’m sure it wasn’t the first time. Just how many times do you think you kissed your husband in the past when he just got through sucking Kent’s dick that was shoved up his ass? Sorry to break it to you…but…you’re kissing your husband and probably having sex with him, with not only a dirty mouth but a dirty dick. 🤢 And 3) The same with your daughter with Kent.

    Be a wonderful mother and tell your daughter…stop your daughter from making the biggest mistake of her life. Then, be the first one to get a divorce (you may have more in your family who need to get out too.) In the words of PrP, “GTFO!” Good luck.

    • Michelle says:

      I meant to add this… Your Husband and Kent really don’t give a sh*t about you or your daughter if they don’t even have the decency to “clean up” after they’ve been shoving dick up each other’s asses and then going home and planting a big one on either of your lips or getting either one of you to suck their dick. Need I go on?

    • Nancy says:

      Basically Michelle is telling you that if you are kissing your husband, You too are sucking Kent’s nasty dick.

    • Sharon says:

      I told her and showed her your answer to me. He denied it. My daughter, her husband, and my husband has told other family members that I lied. They have all insisted that I be banned from the family if I continue with such lies. Now, I am afraid to show the video I made with my cell phone for fear they will claim it is fake and disown me.

  2. Paul says:

    JOKE:
    A Surgeon goes to visit his patient after her operation, and he asks her how she is feeling.

    “I’m feeling fine” she replied.

    “Well have you any questions you would like me to answer?” he asked.

    “There is one thing” she whispered with a red face, “When will I be able to resume my sex life?”

    The surgeon was taken aback and thought for a moment, but then said “I am not sure, I have never been asked that before, after a Tonsillectomy”. 😀😀

    • Henry says:

      JOKE:
      The Cowboy and the Empty Church 🤠🏛️🤷‍♂️
      A cowboy rode one of his horses to church one Sunday morning.

      When he entered, all the pews were empty.

      The preacher said:

      “I might not be giving my sermon. Only you showed up.”

      The cowboy said:

      “If I was feeding my horses and only one showed up, I’d feed that horse.”

      The preacher thought about it and said:

      “Point well taken. Let’s wait a few minutes for people to arrive then I’ll start my sermon.”

      Nobody else arrived.

      The preacher started his sermon.

      An hour passed. Then two hours.

      The preacher hit upon many verses and went through eight hymns.

      Finally, after five hours the preacher was finished.

      He asked the cowboy what he thought of the sermon.

      The cowboy replied:

      “Well, if I was feeding my horses and only one showed up, I wouldn’t jam a whole wagon load of hay down that horse’s throat!”

    • Una says:

      JOKE:
      What is the funniest joke you’ve been told that you still think about to this day?
      A guy goes to confession and says, “Bless me father for I have sinned. On Friday I went golfing and I used the “F” word. The priest says, “tell me about it, my son”.

      The man says, I was on the first tee, and I shanked a shot wide left”. The priest says, “oh, you must have said it then”. The man said, “no, because the ball went into the woods, hit a tree, and bounced back right in the middle of the fairway.”

      The priest says, “and then what happened?” The man said, “I hit my second shot, and the ball went wide right” . The priest says, “so that’s when you said it?” The man says “no, because my shot hit the ball washer machine on the next hole, popped up, and wound up right in the low rough”.

      So the priest says, “oh, so that’s when you said it, then”. He said, “no, because I took my wedge and hit it, and it wound up on the green, about six inches from the cup”

      There’s silence for a while, and then the priest says, “don’t tell me you missed that fucking putt…”

  3. Anonymous says:

    Happy belated birthday PrP.

  4. Helen says:

    Did You Know

    The “root” in root beer is literal. The original recipes for root beer used the root of the sassafras plant to give the beverage its distinctive flavor.

  5. Basil says:

    “The worst waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who doesn’t care about truth or reality, but only the victory of their beliefs and illusions. Never waste time on discussions that make no sense… There are people who for all the evidence presented to them, do not have the ability to understand, and others who are blinded by ego, hatred and resentment, and the only thing that they want is to be right even if they aren’t. When ignorance screams, intelligence shuts up. Your peace and tranquility are worth more.”

    That is advice well given. And for the most part it is still good today. The part that I differ with today is “ When ignorance screams, intelligence shuts up. Your peace and tranquility are worth more.” Today the tools to spread lies to “the ignorant and others who are blinded by ego, hatred and resentment,” are too convincing, and those who believe the BS are more than willing to use violence to force the intelligent to accept those lies. Hence intelligence shuts up at its own peril. And they will have no “peace and tranquility” if they “shut up.” Speak up and act to defend facts in the face of opinion.

  6. Basil says:

    If you’re buying a burner phone for privacy reasons that extend beyond simply using the number to send anonymous Signal messages or avoiding spam, be aware that no cell phone provides you with true anonymity.

    It’s all about your “threat model”—what threats are you trying to protect your privacy from?

    Just think about the process of getting a burner phone from the store. Let’s say that you drive to a store, buy the burner phone with a credit card, drive home, and turn it on.

    In the process of this: If you took your normal phone with you, your cellular carrier will know that you were at the store at the time the phone was purchased. License plate cameras on the route may have captured your license plate and recorded your movements. A camera in the store may have recorded you buying the phone. Your credit card company will have a record of you buying the phone. When you turn the phone on at home, the cellular carrier your phone uses will have a pretty good idea of where your home address is.

    And if you carry your burner phone and normal phone at the same time and both are powered on, anyone looking at cellular phone records can get a pretty good idea that those phones are owned by the same person.

    Yes, that’s a lot of ways that you could be traced by an adversary with serious resources. If you’re really trying to evade government authorities—well, good luck. You’ll need it.

  7. Y8/~ says:

    Why are you protesting our attempts prevent the loss of the ice cover we need to stay hidden in the Antarctica? You have been burning a coal fire in New South Wales to keep your colony of fire breathers alive for more than 6,000 years. How would you like it if we showed the Australians how to put that fire out?

  8. 9*/` says:

    You are not the only ones to return to earth to find that the Native Americans(not our name) were conquered by the white savages. Yes, the creatures you protected because they were so “vulnerable” that you gave the knowledge of steel to. Was it not the Native Americans that uttered words like, “Treat the earth well: it was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children. We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors, we borrow it from our Children.”~Crazy Horse

    Words that gave us pause and belief that when we returned they would have created a civilization that we would welcome into the intergalactic community. You secrets of steel changed all that.

  9. Basil says:

    The Other True Stories about the FBI.

    Under the creep Hoover the FBI was a terrorist organization working for the mob, white nationalists, and anyone else who knew that J. Edgar Hoover was gay and threatened him with that knowledge. Here is one of thousands of terrorist activities of the FBI.

    Jean Seberg A Hollywood actresses’s career was ruined because of a lie?

    Jean Seberg was a pretty young girl from Iowa who managed to land the title role in Otto Preminger’s Saint Joan. Her selection as a total newcomer got great press, but the critics panned both her and the film. A second attempt in Bonjour Tristesse, directed by Preminger did not do much better at the box office. In 1959, she starred in The Mouse that Roared, and her career began on a steady upward arc through the 1960s as she appeared in Paint your Wagon, Airport, and moved between American and European cinema.

    Beginning in the mid-1960s, Jean donated to groups that supported the civil rights movement, including the NAACP and various Native American rights groups, which put her on the radar of J. Edgar Hoover and the FBI. They initiated a COINTELPRO operation against her.

    The operation uncovered donations she made to the Black Panther Party, and seizing on that, the FBI created a false story that she was made pregnant by Raymond Hewitt, a prominent Black Panther leader. The story was reported by the Los Angeles Times and Newsweek. She was pregnant at the time by her husband, Romain Gary, and she became so upset at the stories that she went into premature labor, and the baby died after two days. Seberg and her husband sued Newsweek for defamation and won. Newsweek paid $10,000 in damages and was ordered to print a retraction in their magazine and several newspapers.

    But the harassment didn’t stop.

    The FBI kept her under aggressive surveillance in that their agents made little to no effort to disguise their presence, her phones were tapped for years, and they enlisted Army Intelligence and the CIA to keep her under watch when she was abroad. Records released under FOIA requests revealed Hoover kept the Nixon White House apprised of the status of her case through reports to White House Assistant to the President for Domestic Affairs, John Ehrlichman.

    At the peak of her career and the height of the FBI harassment, her roles in Hollywood suddenly dried up. She was being offered parts that, in her words, bordered on pornography or were minor characters. Researchers who have reviewed the records of the operation believe she was effectively blacklisted because no movie company wanted to deal with the FBI harassing their productions. She moved to France, where she spent the rest of her life.

    On August 30, 1979, her body was found wrapped in a blanket in the back seat of her car in Paris, not far from where she lived. There was a note to her son found with the remains, along with a bottle of pills, and an empty mineral water bottle.

    The following year, charges were filed against “persons unknown” for failing to provide assistance to an endangered person. An autopsy revealed a blood alcohol level that would have prevented her from getting into the car by herself, but there were no alcohol containers found, so the French police surmised someone must have put Jean in the car and left. Her first husband, Romain Gary, said that the FBI harassment was the primary cause of the mental health issues she experienced in her last years.

    The FBI not only ruined an innocent person’s career with their lies, they effectively took her life.

  10. M*/~ says:

    Our study has shown that we must understand the human Microbiome if we are to discover the best survival rates for humans when we transport them to a new environment. It is what determines who lives or dies when a human has to deal with his/her environment including exposure to cancerous elements and aging. A human’s core microbiome is formed in the first years of life but can change over time in response to different factors including diet, medications, and environmental exposures.

    We recommend research in the proper combination of Berberine, Resveratrol, and Curcumin. Introduced properly into the human diet that combination can reduce most of their gut problems, diseases, and aging issues. Our experiments have shown that when that combination is working to rebalance their auto-immune issues they lose their belly fat. As you know “belly fat” is the sign the human is in need of correcting the hard fecal matter that has backed up into his small intestine and is being absorbed into his blood stream causing so many ailments as to make his selection for long periods of suspended animation nearly impossible. On earth it manifests itself in the body trying to use the skin as an elimination point for the backed up fecal matter. Since it causes so many diseases and malfunctions such as skin rashes, joint pains and ailments, etc that most human doctors can’t diagnose much less address medically, we don’t recommend the normal procedure of having the human see an earth doctor and then manufacturing our own cure. Ignoring all that backed up fecal matter and just treating the symptoms of the problem caused by blocked and reabsorbed fecal matter in the large and small intestines will produce a diagnosis that is destined to cause more harm to the human body. Our acting upon that diagnosis to produce a cure for the ailment is illogical.

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